Posted June 03, 2015
Stilton: Here's something we're no doubt all familiar with...
I've spent the last few days downloading my game collection since GOG split them up like a glass paperweight shattering off an intruder's cranium. And its turned into a marathon of patience over suicidal urges while wondering why download rates are sooooo damn ssssllllloooooowwwwww. I could've learned to program and make my own game in the time its taken to clear just half way. Well, you know what I mean. But this makes watching paint dry look as zany-fast as the Keystone Cops.
It's funny that you decided to do that, and yes, that is an extremely apt description of the sheer joy (hate) and enjoyment (misery) that comes with having a lightning fast (slower than a quadruple amputee turtle on heroin) internet connection. I've spent the last few days downloading my game collection since GOG split them up like a glass paperweight shattering off an intruder's cranium. And its turned into a marathon of patience over suicidal urges while wondering why download rates are sooooo damn ssssllllloooooowwwwww. I could've learned to program and make my own game in the time its taken to clear just half way. Well, you know what I mean. But this makes watching paint dry look as zany-fast as the Keystone Cops.
The speed (slog) with which the task is completed (settle in to wait some amount of time between weeks and go fuck yourself, it's never finishing, EVER) really brightens one's spirits (hate everything so much).