You could make them fight for it like semi-inebriated gladiators, only in a parking lot rather than a coliseum.
It'd be pretty funny until the cops showed up. Then you'd have to give them the plate of bacon to keep them from arresting someone.

...I cried a little.
(To clarify, it was over the beauty of such a food product, not about liking it more than porn.)

Pick one you can tell us all the GOOD things about. It'll be a new experience for us. :P

Gods, you ask a lot of me. -laughs-
Seriously, though, that's not a bad idea. Even I can't exist on nothing but shit, venom and madness all the time.
Well....I could, but eventually I'd go entirely around the bend and it'd just be page after page of me screaming.

You got Avernum - Escape From the Pit, have you had a chance to try it out yet?

Yeah, I've played the demo a bit before that too. A good 'beginners' rpg for people like me. ;) Has several difficulty levels for more hardcore. I like it so far, Spiderweb has good stuff.

Okay, cool. Thank you. Got that one, Lords of Xulima, Dark Souls 1 and Final Fantasy 3 on the desktop at the moment.
I know the last two are going to be varying degrees of beat my head against the wall hard, but wasn't sure about that one.

Also, if you're looking for another "beginner"-type RPG, Icewind Dale is pretty excellent. Takes a bit to get the system down, but after that it's a lot of fun battles and dungeon crawling.

I need to just buckle down and play LoX for a straight few hours, I'm sure it's just me but it kinda turned me off from the very start. ;/
Edit: At the moment I'm playing a VERY casual Viking strategy game. Don't really want to use my brain today. ;)

I think the combat has more positioning of your characters than I was expecting, so that looks like a system I need to get the hang of before finding something that wipes out my party.
Also, gotta say I wasn't a fan of them taking the kind of manual you usually get with an involved RPG and saying it was an extra you needed to pay more money for. I like to know exactly what the classes, spells and what-not are when I make a party.

That's the upshot of having a boatload of games. Eventually you'll end up with something for every mood. =)

I got the deluxe version, came with the regular manual and an xtra 'guide' that had all that stuff.

I like how culturally diverse people are. It differs from country to country and even within a country. Like dialects and accents that differ per town.

That looks and sounds delicious.

There is nothing that bacon can't improve (or that doesn't go with bacon).

Liver is not improved by wrapping it in bacon as my mother said.
It just ruins the bacon. ;)

Your mother is wrong. =) My mom was, well she liked me always before I said something because we disagree a lot. It seems horrible to outside eye but it isn't horrible.. like bacon.

What is the deal with liver, overall? I've never seen a single person who actually enjoys it, and the only time I ever found it to be of value was by feeding it to a cat with low iron levels.
Otherwise? Totally worthless.