ddickinson: Well we have a few awesome women regulars on the thread, perhaps you should try your hand kissing on everyone, see if you get lucky. :-)
Vnlr: Hmm, I'll give it a whirl. Hey, EIT, over here!! ;)
I just read an article in the newspaper which would have made me laugh if it wasn't so symptomatic of Belgium.
We need to buy new jet fighters, our old-old F16 are in need of replacement. Meanwhile, the rightist government has been cutting down greatly on social aid, public transportation and education amongst many others. Now they want to buy the ludicrously expensive and - from what I've heard from non-USA people - not all to good F35. Other contenders would be the Eurofighter (a decent aircraft, during one red flag training a few pilots actually managed to get the better of F22's), the Swedish grippen which is a really cool aircraft and the F18.
The problem is this: though about overbudget, the ministry of defense wanted to buy the jets asap, because they really, REALLY want belgium to have a presence in the middle-east (delusions of international grandeur). Unfortunately, due to the fact that our leased nukes are american, those won't be happy if we want to hang 'em under non-american planes (arming codes etc...), and they are lobbying a lot to get us to buy their expensive F35. Which can't do shit (sure, it's a good aircraft, but it doesn't cut it). Another day in Belgium -_-
Hardly a Belgian thing, can be found wherever idiot politicians are.
I once met a retired army member who used to tell amusing anecdotes about the old school army days. One of those was about the old aircraft carrier the navy had before. It wasn't even an actual aircraft carrier but a repurposed merchantman. That was already ancient, and was only kept in service thanks to the platoon of metal workers along with the workshops it carried, who didn't so much repair as reconstruct it on the fly.
He also told us that some Americans who visited were impressed, not only that the rickety thing floated at but that it actually worked, efficiently.