One hopefully funny story incoming, for our resident Viking Owl!
WHAT IS REINCARNATION?
John and Mike have been friends since childhood. One day, John asks Mike:
- Mike, do you believe in reincarnation?
- What is reincarnation?
- Well, it’s when you die and then return to earth in another living form, like say an animal or a plant, you know, that sort of thing...
- I know nth about this...
John thinks for a moment and then turns to Mike:
- Listen Mike, let’s make a deal. Whoever dies first will try to communicate with the other and tell him what happens after death, if it’s all true and people do come back down here in another form.
- Alright man, it's a deal!
Several years pass, and it so happens that John dies first. Mike is watching out for signs of John having returned to earth, but nth happens.
Months after John’s funeral, Mike wakes up in the middle of the night by a deep, unearthly voice calling his name.
- Miike! Miiiiike! Miiiiiiiiiiiike!
- Ye... ye... yes?
- Don't fret buddy, it’s me John.
- John? Is it really you?
- Yes Mike, it is really me.
- What took so long, man? I thought death really is the end of everything. So, tell me, how is the afterlife?
- Great, my friend, simply great. I wake up in the morning, have breakfast and then sex till noon. I take a break to have lunch and a nap and then I have more sex until dinner time. After dinner, I have some more sex until I can’t keep my eyes open anymore. That’s how it’s been since the day I died, food and sex from morning to night, day in, day out...
- Wow John, heaven sounds like an awesome place!!
- Heaven? Who said I’m in heaven, my friend? I’m a rooster at a poultry farm a few miles from my old house!