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Soccorro: "...destroy your PC"

here's your bolter. Just shoot me in the head please.
So you don't want your PC destroyed.

Okay, some other solutions:
1. Cut off your hands.
2. If #1 is too drastic, then just cut off just index fingers and thumbs.
3. Break all your fingers.
4. Poke out your eyes.
5. Sever the internet connection (thus disabling your MMO). You can still play games, just not online games.
6. Break your PC's modem.
7. Get someone to tie you up, thus preventing you from playing.
8. Have someone delete all your progress, thus hopefully breaking your motivation for the game.
9. Delete the game, and close the account (I assume it's a Steam game?).
10. If it is a physical game, destroy the disc.

Any of those suggestions help? :-)
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Soccorro: I read "Jews"... Sorry...
You are not allowed to make that joke. Your government says so.
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Soccorro: "...destroy your PC"

here's your bolter. Just shoot me in the head please.
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ddickinson: So you don't want your PC destroyed.

Okay, some other solutions:
1. Cut off your hands.
2. If #1 is too drastic, then just cut off just index fingers and thumbs.
3. Break all your fingers.
4. Poke out your eyes.
5. Sever the internet connection (thus disabling your MMO). You can still play games, just not online games.
6. Break your PC's modem.
7. Get someone to tie you up, thus preventing you from playing.
8. Have someone delete all your progress, thus hopefully breaking your motivation for the game.
9. Delete the game, and close the account (I assume it's a Steam game?).
10. If it is a physical game, destroy the disc.

Any of those suggestions help? :-)
No it's no steam game and breaking my fingers sounds nice and it is, considering every other option, the least permanent one. I pick that :D
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Soccorro: No it's no steam game and breaking my fingers sounds nice and it is, considering every other option, the least permanent one. I pick that :D
You either want help or not. Just hold your arms out with your hands open, I will solve your MMO addiction in no time.

*turns on chainsword.* :-)
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Soccorro: "...destroy your PC"

here's your bolter. Just shoot me in the head please.
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ddickinson: So you don't want your PC destroyed.

Okay, some other solutions:
1. Cut off your hands.
2. If #1 is too drastic, then just cut off just index fingers and thumbs.
3. Break all your fingers.
4. Poke out your eyes.
5. Sever the internet connection (thus disabling your MMO). You can still play games, just not online games.
6. Break your PC's modem.
7. Get someone to tie you up, thus preventing you from playing.
8. Have someone delete all your progress, thus hopefully breaking your motivation for the game.
9. Delete the game, and close the account (I assume it's a Steam game?).
10. If it is a physical game, destroy the disc.

Any of those suggestions help? :-)
Why would you do that?
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ddickinson: So you don't want your PC destroyed.

Okay, some other solutions:
1. Cut off your hands.
2. If #1 is too drastic, then just cut off just index fingers and thumbs.
3. Break all your fingers.
4. Poke out your eyes.
5. Sever the internet connection (thus disabling your MMO). You can still play games, just not online games.
6. Break your PC's modem.
7. Get someone to tie you up, thus preventing you from playing.
8. Have someone delete all your progress, thus hopefully breaking your motivation for the game.
9. Delete the game, and close the account (I assume it's a Steam game?).
10. If it is a physical game, destroy the disc.

Any of those suggestions help? :-)
I like number 3, because eventually they heal and we can start the process all over again. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

7, hmmm, kinky.
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Soccorro: No it's no steam game and breaking my fingers sounds nice and it is, considering every other option, the least permanent one. I pick that :D
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ddickinson: You either want help or not. Just hold your arms out with your hands open, I will solve your MMO addiction in no time.

*turns on chainsword.* :-)
You'll have to go through me first,senpai. Leave him alone!
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Soccorro: I read "Jews"... Sorry...
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j0ekerr: You are not allowed to make that joke. Your government says so.
Hah! I'm turkish by origin! I can do whatever I want!
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ddickinson: So you don't want your PC destroyed.

Okay, some other solutions:
1. Cut off your hands.
2. If #1 is too drastic, then just cut off just index fingers and thumbs.
3. Break all your fingers.
4. Poke out your eyes.
5. Sever the internet connection (thus disabling your MMO). You can still play games, just not online games.
6. Break your PC's modem.
7. Get someone to tie you up, thus preventing you from playing.
8. Have someone delete all your progress, thus hopefully breaking your motivation for the game.
9. Delete the game, and close the account (I assume it's a Steam game?).
10. If it is a physical game, destroy the disc.

Any of those suggestions help? :-)
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j0ekerr: I like number 3, because eventually they heal and we can start the process all over again. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

7, hmmm, kinky.
Bondage is indeed kinky.
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l0rdtr3k: Why would you do that?
He wanted help with his MMO addiction. These are just some of the quickest methods I could think of that would be guaranteed to work. :-)

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j0ekerr: I like number 3, because eventually they heal and we can start the process all over again. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

7, hmmm, kinky.
It depends how badly broken they are. Plus bones never heal back to full strength, so there could be lots of lasting pain. Not to mention developing things like arthritis.

And I will leave you to your dirty thoughts regarding number 7. :-)

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l0rdtr3k: You'll have to go through me first,senpai. Leave him alone!
But why? He asked for help. Why are you trying to go against his wishes? :-)
Post edited May 12, 2015 by ddickinson
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Soccorro: No it's no steam game and breaking my fingers sounds nice and it is, considering every other option, the least permanent one. I pick that :D
Just push through with it. After two or three weeks of spending all free time there, the thrall will lessen and your playtime will reduce to normal hours :D
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l0rdtr3k: Why would you do that?
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ddickinson: He wanted help with his MMO addiction. These are just some of the quickest methods I could think of that would be guaranteed to work. :-)

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j0ekerr: I like number 3, because eventually they heal and we can start the process all over again. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

7, hmmm, kinky.
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ddickinson: It depends how badly broken they are. Plus bones never heal back to full strength, so there could be lots of lasting pain. Not to mention developing things like arthritis.

And I will leave you to your dirty thoughts regarding number 7. :-)
Never thought you were into this,DD.
*runs as fast as I can from angry Battle Sister*
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l0rdtr3k: Never thought you were into this,DD.
*runs as fast as I can from angry Battle Sister*
In to what? Now I am confused.
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j0ekerr: I like number 3, because eventually they heal and we can start the process all over again. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

7, hmmm, kinky.
Hmm you can even shoot six men with broken fingers ;)
I've been thinking that of the 5 elder dragons, the only one that's been defeted was Zhaitan and all they managed was to hurt him.

Kalkatorrik is having fun in the Crystal Desert (can you say, expansion?), Jormag is distracted eating giant armoured polar bears like they were pastries. Primordus is busy cleaning the dredge infested tunnels. Mordremoth alone managed to send everybody in a panic.

When they decide to get their shit together everyone's fucked.