Posted January 01, 2015
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I remember many years ago working in a brewery,free beer all day and during breaks.The all day drinks were sneaky ones as long as no one saw you.
My friend and I had finished work,went to friends to meet my wife and was that drunk by the time we arrived that I shot straight for the dunny for a big hurl.Got into the bathroom but didn't quiet make it.End result was laying in spew unconcious for 4 hours.I hope I don't offend to many (ladies) people because this is the clean story.

My story ended with making the people driving stop so I could get sick on the side of the road. Got home, got sick again there, pretty sure I slept using a toilet as a pillow for a while and eventually ended up in a recliner with no shirt on. Not quite sure how I reached that point.

No creature in Australia is more mythical than Paul Hogan.
Steve Irwin comes a close second though.

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Post edited January 01, 2015 by gunsynd