*big hug*
It is because you posted your wishlist in the gifting thread. If you want to maintain rep, stay away from that thread ;-)

Hello friends, enemies, shoggoths all...

Building an Orthanc replica in survival mode is time consuming, even with a flight mod activated.

I am not going to read through the whole backlog of unread posts I am too lazy by far, and it'd take too long. So would you kindly, just fill me in on whatever earth shattering revelations have been uncovered in the course of the last few days, like Tim Schaffer actually delivering a game on schedule and within budget, or DD turning to chaos (we have the best cookies).

Huh? I rescued you, did you fall in again?

>>sneaks in<<
Everyone's gone, no guards. Grab the rope.
*pulls agent to safety*
Let's get outta here before anyone comes back. ;)

I love that word, oubliette, it's sounds like a fancy-schmancy term for some kind of high class posh bathroom facility.

And then you get thrown in a dungeon.

You can kill someone with the irony alone.
Hereeeeeee's Johnny!

I thought Owl stopped you or something... (Even when I read every post, I still get lost XP)
Thank you! :-)

Thank you, good man!
*runs off into the sunset like a badass*

Oh... Agent is out... did you manage to climb the rope finally... ? :-| or did someone help you?...

No, she did not stop me. She just started crying so I had to comfort her with millions of hugs afterward :D

*Phew* ... I got out 18 seconds before you arrived :"p

... Not sure if this is smart, based on your recent history of throwing me in an oubliette... But it's been too long since I've hugged you, and I miss you so much :")
**Epic crushing comfort super hug with Twix-falvoured waffles on the side**

I've confirmed that the would you kindly codeword does NOTHING.

I'm going to talk to Suchong for a refund!

What is this? Is there some role-playing going on?

:'-| Awww... I'm sorry to have thrown you in an oubliette... Be sure I won't do it again. It doesn't matter if you're no good at climbing... Or if you faint at the thought of blood. You'll still be my favourite Agent ! :-)
**Enormous sorry Hug ... without any waffles because I ate them all ^^ **

Huh?

Aw :'-| ... Thanks :")
**Gigantic "no problem" hug ... and a cup of hot chocolate**

So, have you decided if you will invite your friend for a movie tonight?

Why do I keep listening to the Dark Knight trlogy soundtrack?

Answer: Because it's awesome!

I wouldn't know, I'm too busy camping out on this old guy's front lawn.

Wait...

Bioshock reference.