Posted December 16, 2014
Hi everyone, hope you're all having a good day.
As for me, apart from Windows being utter crap, GOG ignoring my emails (its been a few days now GOG, hasn't it...) and the local post office being too retarded to work out that 'I was out when you tried to deliver a parcel, can you redeliver it please?' means that I was out when they tried to deliver a parcel and I would like them to redeliver it, everything's hunky dory.
To be fair, the local PO are notoriously stupid. I've attempted conversation with them before about various redelivery/postage options and they usually just look at me like they can't quite believe I'm there and asking them something about 'sending parcels and letters somewhere,' as though the entire premise is somehow mystical and at the extreme fringes of perception. There's usually a twenty second gap between my inquiry and their grunting response, which is more often than not accompanied by a bovine snort and a hoof scraping on the floor. I've even considered drawing a diagram to make things clearer but haven't tried it as yet, as I am fairly sure that the person I'm attempting to explain the situation to will eat it and then I'll be back to square one. Maybe I should take some carrots with me next time to distract them... Living in the countryside is nice in many ways, but things like professional efficiency, social interaction and personal hygiene are somewhat lacking.
Anyway, with luck the redelivery request will have made its way through what passes for their 'system' and my parcel will arrive tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
As for me, apart from Windows being utter crap, GOG ignoring my emails (its been a few days now GOG, hasn't it...) and the local post office being too retarded to work out that 'I was out when you tried to deliver a parcel, can you redeliver it please?' means that I was out when they tried to deliver a parcel and I would like them to redeliver it, everything's hunky dory.
To be fair, the local PO are notoriously stupid. I've attempted conversation with them before about various redelivery/postage options and they usually just look at me like they can't quite believe I'm there and asking them something about 'sending parcels and letters somewhere,' as though the entire premise is somehow mystical and at the extreme fringes of perception. There's usually a twenty second gap between my inquiry and their grunting response, which is more often than not accompanied by a bovine snort and a hoof scraping on the floor. I've even considered drawing a diagram to make things clearer but haven't tried it as yet, as I am fairly sure that the person I'm attempting to explain the situation to will eat it and then I'll be back to square one. Maybe I should take some carrots with me next time to distract them... Living in the countryside is nice in many ways, but things like professional efficiency, social interaction and personal hygiene are somewhat lacking.
Anyway, with luck the redelivery request will have made its way through what passes for their 'system' and my parcel will arrive tomorrow. Fingers crossed.