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CarrionCrow: Yes, you missed something of supreme importance.

I don't know how to say this....you're pregnant. My condolences. ;)
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j0ekerr: Oh noes! But who's the father?
Could it be Jimmy from accounting or maybe Noel's estranged twice removed evil brother in law, maybe it's an alien baby from the alien abduction I suffered last week, or maybe it is YOU!

Cue soap's music theme.
I'd say to start the paternity testing with whoever's packing the half-filled bottle of Thunderbird and a crusty turkey baster.
That seems like the safest bet.
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l0rdtr3k: Yo peeps! everyone's ok?
Trying to enjoy the feeling of my brain cells committing suicide one by one to escape a massive black hole of boredom.

How are you feeling after getting some sleep?
Post edited March 17, 2015 by CarrionCrow
Go off to Fallout 3,and come back and Yikes.....
Howdy Ladies and Gents:-)
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l0rdtr3k: Yo peeps! everyone's ok?
Yes... yes we are..

4 of us are preggers... 8 of us got them this way...


and 3 of us will bitch about that...


So yes, we're fine:)
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l0rdtr3k: Yo peeps! everyone's ok?
I'm alright. What about you, little blob? Feeling any better from yesterday?
*squishy hug*
Holy fucking shit, this game actually made me feel something.

Right now, I am laughing my ass off.

I'm being given a pop quiz about the "story" (and I say story in 50 foot high, burning neon red air quotations) of the first game.

I couldn't tell you details about the first game if my life depended on it, aside from it too being boring as all bloody hell.
And these lunatics expect me to know it now....

If only there was an option to say, "The first game was too boring to remember, you assholes, now give me your stuff before I kill you all and burn your tower to the ground."
Finally got some sleep!
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AgentBirdnest: I'm alright. What about you, little blob? Feeling any better from yesterday?
*squishy hug*
What are you playing?
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CarrionCrow: Holy fucking shit, this game actually made me feel something.

Right now, I am laughing my ass off.

I'm being given a pop quiz about the "story" (and I say story in 50 foot high, burning neon red air quotations) of the first game.

I couldn't tell you details about the first game if my life depended on it, aside from it too being boring as all bloody hell.
And these lunatics expect me to know it now....

If only there was an option to say, "The first game was too boring to remember, you assholes, now give me your stuff before I kill you all and burn your tower to the ground."
Post edited March 17, 2015 by l0rdtr3k
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l0rdtr3k: Yo peeps! everyone's ok?
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innocuous77: Yes... yes we are..

4 of us are preggers... 8 of us got them this way...

and 3 of us will bitch about that...

So yes, we're fine:)
That sounds a lot like a logic puzzle, hmm...

If you carry the one, and use the sand on the plate... don't forget to turn the torch on... but wait, still need a few gems to open this door... darn, I'm better at Sudoku really... is the answer two? I am betting the answer is two.

Congrats to those expecting. I'm sure things will be DoubleFine in no time.
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CarrionCrow: Holy fucking shit, this game actually made me feel something.

Right now, I am laughing my ass off.

I'm being given a pop quiz about the "story" (and I say story in 50 foot high, burning neon red air quotations) of the first game.

I couldn't tell you details about the first game if my life depended on it, aside from it too being boring as all bloody hell.
And these lunatics expect me to know it now....

If only there was an option to say, "The first game was too boring to remember, you assholes, now give me your stuff before I kill you all and burn your tower to the ground."
Please tell me its 2 Words..?
You have to do this... its a quest.

And its the worst voice acting ever.
Post edited March 17, 2015 by innocuous77
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CarrionCrow: Holy fucking shit, this game actually made me feel something.

Right now, I am laughing my ass off.

I'm being given a pop quiz about the "story" (and I say story in 50 foot high, burning neon red air quotations) of the first game.

I couldn't tell you details about the first game if my life depended on it, aside from it too being boring as all bloody hell.
And these lunatics expect me to know it now....

If only there was an option to say, "The first game was too boring to remember, you assholes, now give me your stuff before I kill you all and burn your tower to the ground."
Lol, yeah I played a bit of Braveland (as a free flash game I believe, which pretty much says everything you need to know) and I'm not in the least bit surprised it's boring...
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innocuous77: Yes... yes we are..

4 of us are preggers... 8 of us got them this way...

and 3 of us will bitch about that...

So yes, we're fine:)
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Jwan4321: That sounds a lot like a logic puzzle, hmm...

If you carry the one, and use the sand on the plate... don't forget to turn the torch on... but wait, still need a few gems to open this door... darn, I'm better at Sudoku really... is the answer two? I am betting the answer is two.

Congrats to those expecting. I'm sure things will be DoubleFine in no time.
You said the "S" word... Now I'm stuck on websudoku.com :-P
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l0rdtr3k: Finally got some sleep!
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AgentBirdnest: I'm alright. What about you, little blob? Feeling any better from yesterday?
*squishy hug*
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l0rdtr3k: What are you playing?
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CarrionCrow: Holy fucking shit, this game actually made me feel something.

Right now, I am laughing my ass off.

I'm being given a pop quiz about the "story" (and I say story in 50 foot high, burning neon red air quotations) of the first game.

I couldn't tell you details about the first game if my life depended on it, aside from it too being boring as all bloody hell.
And these lunatics expect me to know it now....

If only there was an option to say, "The first game was too boring to remember, you assholes, now give me your stuff before I kill you all and burn your tower to the ground."
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l0rdtr3k:
Well, I was playing Braveland Wizard. Started it tonight, beat it about 30 seconds ago. Yay me.
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CarrionCrow: Holy fucking shit, this game actually made me feel something.

Right now, I am laughing my ass off.

I'm being given a pop quiz about the "story" (and I say story in 50 foot high, burning neon red air quotations) of the first game.

I couldn't tell you details about the first game if my life depended on it, aside from it too being boring as all bloody hell.
And these lunatics expect me to know it now....

If only there was an option to say, "The first game was too boring to remember, you assholes, now give me your stuff before I kill you all and burn your tower to the ground."
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adaliabooks: Lol, yeah I played a bit of Braveland (as a free flash game I believe, which pretty much says everything you need to know) and I'm not in the least bit surprised it's boring...
Yeah. I'd say it sucks but it'd have to actually have some substance, even in a negative form, to do that.
Post edited March 17, 2015 by CarrionCrow
Apparently I've been asked to teach in Australia.. (which I will totally take)


I hear that there are criiters....

To be fair,... I've got nothing... Toshi is a bowling ball and will squash all furry things... Riku is Thunder Paws, nufff said. Puck is curious about everything. And Pip won't live to see snow in July.

Curious... how do I get 3 cats across the planet?
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AgentBirdnest: snip
You said the "S" word... Now I'm stuck on websudoku.com :-P
Ah, terribly sorry.

Um... do you... I mean, do you really want to put that 5 there? I think it would do better in the other column... nah, maybe you're right.
Sometimes easy reviews are nice.
When there's almost nothing to talk about other than boredom, boredom, slog, slog, end of game, it makes the review really frigging short.
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AgentBirdnest: snip
You said the "S" word... Now I'm stuck on websudoku.com :-P
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Jwan4321: Ah, terribly sorry.

Um... do you... I mean, do you really want to put that 5 there? I think it would do better in the other column... nah, maybe you're right.
Holy crap... I actually just messed up an entire puzzle because of the 5 O__O (Are you a magician?)
Alright, I think that's enough of those for a day. Too many more and I'll start getting a headache.