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This is my favourite topic
Posted February 28, 2015
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innocuous77: You can use my standard names... "whatever the furry"

Death Comes for You, the Furry

Or Bob, the Furry

Or maybe my cats are telling me its breakfast time...
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tinyE: Your cats have meal times? Far out. Mine eats when he wants. Of course this wouldn't work with some cats because some cats think they are dogs and will eat until they explode. ;P
Meet Toshi, the 1 year old cat that is 14 pounds and walks on toothpicks... meals are whenever she wants....
Posted February 28, 2015
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innocuous77: I could use a hug...

I spent the better part of the night with a student who wanted to kill herself.

If I have to say one more time - NO I'm not her psychologist, NO, I'm not her relative, YES, I'm the person she called in the middle of the night...

And yes, the fucking police questioned me for 5 hours... just to make sure I didn't encourage her...

I'm sorry... I hate people right now. I need to play a game. Suggestions?

And my 4 cats are looking at you side-eyed:)
Here's a hug *hug

I can't imagine what you went through, I'm ussually on the receiving end of people who are talking to someone so he doesn't hurt himself/ she/herself ;p

when I'm in a bad mood, I don't ussualy play games, I rather listen to happy/stimulating music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZxJWRLesdg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pznC0jpRBQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqxtD0tmM5c

And sometimes, I just put up the kind of stuff that goes well with imaginary scenes of carnage wreaked upon those who I hate ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiH3vA7q0jo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--P9sTGqUHw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmObiqdXuKU

As for a game, I don't know which ones you have readily available. I ussualy stick with an old shooter or strategy game which I like, i.e. wolfenstein or Kohan
Posted February 28, 2015
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CarrionCrow: And that is why I stopped getting involved in shit like that.

A few dozen people saying they wanted to die later, and I either wanted to kill myself to get away from them, or kill them to shut them up.

So much easier once I finally stopped trying to be people's amateur therapist.
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innocuous77: How does one say no?

I really really mean that. It doesn't help that I'm a fucking psych professor. She just wanted to die and called me. Me?

I'd hurl myself off my own roof if my cats didn't need attention. I hate people that much right now.

Like I said, hug?
You say that you're not qualified to help them with what they need to be healthy.

If they pull the psych professor card, make sure to tell them firmly and emphatically that psychology doesn't mean you're a qualified licensed therapist, and that it'd be unethical for you to attempt to be one in a life and death situation. (No idea if that's true, but it sounds good, so fuck it.)

Give them whatever numbers, wish them well and send them on their way.
Posted February 28, 2015
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tinyE: I need a good name for a Sith Lord, and I always use names from fiction, be it movies or books.

Right now I'm teetering between Horace Pinker from "Shocker" and Wilbur Whateley from "Dunwich Horror".
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CarrionCrow: Sith Lord Sparklepants. There you go, name problem solved. ;)
For some reason, that makes me smile.
Posted February 28, 2015
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CarrionCrow: Sith Lord Sparklepants. There you go, name problem solved. ;)
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innocuous77: For some reason, that makes me smile.
I just like the idea of some dumbshit making fun of them to their face, 2.3 seconds before they get laser Ginsu'd.
Posted February 28, 2015
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innocuous77: I could use a hug...

I spent the better part of the night with a student who wanted to kill herself.

If I have to say one more time - NO I'm not her psychologist, NO, I'm not her relative, YES, I'm the person she called in the middle of the night...

And yes, the fucking police questioned me for 5 hours... just to make sure I didn't encourage her...

I'm sorry... I hate people right now. I need to play a game. Suggestions?

And my 4 cats are looking at you side-eyed:)
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Vnlr: Here's a hug *hug

I can't imagine what you went through, I'm ussually on the receiving end of people who are talking to someone so he doesn't hurt himself/ she/herself ;p

when I'm in a bad mood, I don't ussualy play games, I rather listen to happy/stimulating music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZxJWRLesdg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pznC0jpRBQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqxtD0tmM5c

And sometimes, I just put up the kind of stuff that goes well with imaginary scenes of carnage wreaked upon those who I hate ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiH3vA7q0jo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--P9sTGqUHw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmObiqdXuKU

As for a game, I don't know which ones you have readily available. I ussualy stick with an old shooter or strategy game which I like, i.e. wolfenstein or Kohan
Thank you - I'm going to spend my day just re-listening to your list all day.
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innocuous77: How does one say no?

I really really mean that. It doesn't help that I'm a fucking psych professor. She just wanted to die and called me. Me?

I'd hurl myself off my own roof if my cats didn't need attention. I hate people that much right now.

Like I said, hug?
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CarrionCrow: You say that you're not qualified to help them with what they need to be healthy.

If they pull the psych professor card, make sure to tell them firmly and emphatically that psychology doesn't mean you're a qualified licensed therapist, and that it'd be unethical for you to attempt to be one in a life and death situation. (No idea if that's true, but it sounds good, so fuck it.)

Give them whatever numbers, wish them well and send them on their way.
I've honestly tried that. I say that on day 1. Yet, here I am again... helping people.

Fuck humanity. I need to kill dragons...

And #4> The Rite of Spring? You've evil....
Post edited February 28, 2015 by innocuous77
Posted February 28, 2015
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innocuous77: I've honestly tried that. I say that on day 1. Yet, here I am again... helping people.

Fuck humanity. I need to kill dragons...

And #4> The Rite of Spring? You've evil....
You have to have boundaries.

Hell, I'd be pointblank about it, tell the entire class that if they present a problem like that, I'm going to direct them to a suicide hotline and if it sounds severe enough I'll call the authorities.

Take control, don't let them drag you into scenarios you don't want to be involved in.
Posted February 28, 2015
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CarrionCrow: And that is why I stopped getting involved in shit like that.

A few dozen people saying they wanted to die later, and I either wanted to kill myself to get away from them, or kill them to shut them up.

So much easier once I finally stopped trying to be people's amateur therapist.
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innocuous77: How does one say no?

I really really mean that. It doesn't help that I'm a fucking psych professor. She just wanted to die and called me. Me?

I'd hurl myself off my own roof if my cats didn't need attention. I hate people that much right now.

Like I said, hug?
hugs for you!

if it helps, I believe that the best of the best have tried to, and failed to, help others.
Unless we are perfect creatures there's always room for error while trying to give our best to a someone who is having mad problems... It's the intention that counts in my book. But sometimes it's (probably) best not to try too much, if it makes you crazy.
I personally have some experience. Stopped a suicide once, when I was 17. But really, that was almost pure luck & happened to be around.

Hey, it's weekend, let's play som'!
Posted February 28, 2015
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innocuous77: I could use a hug...

I spent the better part of the night with a student who wanted to kill herself.

If I have to say one more time - NO I'm not her psychologist, NO, I'm not her relative, YES, I'm the person she called in the middle of the night...

And yes, the fucking police questioned me for 5 hours... just to make sure I didn't encourage her...

I'm sorry... I hate people right now. I need to play a game. Suggestions?

Hee - I'm in the middle of nowhere, and I can't get my car out of the driveway. 4 feet of plow ice fun.

And my 4 cats are looking at you side-eyed:)
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CarrionCrow: And that is why I stopped getting involved in shit like that.

A few dozen people saying they wanted to die later, and I either wanted to kill myself to get away from them, or kill them to shut them up.

So much easier once I finally stopped trying to be people's amateur therapist.

Every goddamn time, it was all about "What is there to live for? What's the point?" and the answer to that is, "Your guess is as good as mine. I can't fucking save you, and odds are you don't want to die so much as you want someone to give a shit in a world where most people don't.

Otherwise, you'd be bleeding out somewhere by now and we could only have this conversation via Ouija board.

As for the point to it all? Why do you suffer? Shit, why does anyone? There isn't any point to this, we all just get to deal with it and try to not go completely insane in the process. Might not be the answer you want, but there you go."
Why, indeed...

(before I go to the hospital to visit her...) Why me? Why the fuck me? Why not her math professor? Why not her fucking next door neighbor?

I know... dammit
Posted February 28, 2015
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innocuous77: How does one say no?

I really really mean that. It doesn't help that I'm a fucking psych professor. She just wanted to die and called me. Me?

I'd hurl myself off my own roof if my cats didn't need attention. I hate people that much right now.

Like I said, hug?
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superstande: hugs for you!

if it helps, I believe that the best of the best have tried to, and failed to, help others.
Unless we are perfect creatures there's always room for error while trying to give our best to a someone who is having mad problems... It's the intention that counts in my book. But sometimes it's (probably) best not to try too much, if it makes you crazy.
I personally have some experience. Stopped a suicide once, when I was 17. But really, that was almost pure luck & happened to be around.

Hey, it's weekend, let's play som'!
I've been playing Anomaly Defenders. Can't say it makes me suicidal, but I really want to drink to dull the pain of the experience. =)
Posted February 28, 2015
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innocuous77: How does one say no?

I really really mean that. It doesn't help that I'm a fucking psych professor. She just wanted to die and called me. Me?

I'd hurl myself off my own roof if my cats didn't need attention. I hate people that much right now.

Like I said, hug?
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superstande: hugs for you!

if it helps, I believe that the best of the best have tried to, and failed to, help others.
Unless we are perfect creatures there's always room for error while trying to give our best to a someone who is having mad problems... It's the intention that counts in my book. But sometimes it's (probably) best not to try too much, if it makes you crazy.
I personally have some experience. Stopped a suicide once, when I was 17. But really, that was almost pure luck & happened to be around.

Hey, it's weekend, let's play som'!
Weekend? I forgot that! But yes, yes it is...

I'm thinking dragons are just like flies... and I'm in armor of honey.

Wait... that sounded better in my head...

Wait again... no, it didn't.

dammit
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innocuous77: I've honestly tried that. I say that on day 1. Yet, here I am again... helping people.

Fuck humanity. I need to kill dragons...

And #4> The Rite of Spring? You've evil....
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CarrionCrow: You have to have boundaries.

Hell, I'd be pointblank about it, tell the entire class that if they present a problem like that, I'm going to direct them to a suicide hotline and if it sounds severe enough I'll call the authorities.

Take control, don't let them drag you into scenarios you don't want to be involved in.
Honey... you know my cats. I've never had control of anything, ever.
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innocuous77: For some reason, that makes me smile.
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CarrionCrow: I just like the idea of some dumbshit making fun of them to their face, 2.3 seconds before they get laser Ginsu'd.
That makes me laugh so loud I scared Toshi. Ouch.
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superstande: hugs for you!

if it helps, I believe that the best of the best have tried to, and failed to, help others.
Unless we are perfect creatures there's always room for error while trying to give our best to a someone who is having mad problems... It's the intention that counts in my book. But sometimes it's (probably) best not to try too much, if it makes you crazy.
I personally have some experience. Stopped a suicide once, when I was 17. But really, that was almost pure luck & happened to be around.

Hey, it's weekend, let's play som'!
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CarrionCrow: I've been playing Anomaly Defenders. Can't say it makes me suicidal, but I really want to drink to dull the pain of the experience. =)
Dear sweet CC... if I hated humanity as much as I think I do... two worlds. Worst voice acting ever. I might play it right now.
Post edited February 28, 2015 by innocuous77
Posted February 28, 2015
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CarrionCrow: I've been playing Anomaly Defenders. Can't say it makes me suicidal, but I really want to drink to dull the pain of the experience. =)
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innocuous77: Dear sweet CC... if I hated humanity as much as I think I do... two worlds. Worst voice acting ever. I might play it right now.
I still have that one to do. And Fahrenheit, and Phantasmagoria 2, and Ultima 9, and every other piece of shit in my pile of occasional enjoyment and frequent torment that anyone with a lick of sense who didn't feel like they needed to hurt themselves would avoid like the goddamn plagues they are.
Post edited February 28, 2015 by CarrionCrow
Posted February 28, 2015
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superstande: hugs for you!

if it helps, I believe that the best of the best have tried to, and failed to, help others.
Unless we are perfect creatures there's always room for error while trying to give our best to a someone who is having mad problems... It's the intention that counts in my book. But sometimes it's (probably) best not to try too much, if it makes you crazy.
I personally have some experience. Stopped a suicide once, when I was 17. But really, that was almost pure luck & happened to be around.

Hey, it's weekend, let's play som'!
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CarrionCrow: I've been playing Anomaly Defenders. Can't say it makes me suicidal, but I really want to drink to dull the pain of the experience. =)
ah I'm way ahead of you :) actually had a mild headache, so "smart" as I am, had some drinks to evaporate it.
I've been into Witcher... That main character is into drinks also.
Posted February 28, 2015
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innocuous77: Dear sweet CC... if I hated humanity as much as I think I do... two worlds. Worst voice acting ever. I might play it right now.
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CarrionCrow: I still have that one to do. And Fahrenheit, and Phantasmagoria 2, and Ultima 9, and every other piece of shit in my pile of occasional enjoyment and frequent torment that anyone with a lick of sense who didn't feel like they needed to hurt themselves would avoid like the goddamn plagues they are.
You mean every game you gave me?

I'd totally hurl myself off the roof if there wasn't a 8 foot snow pack and Toshi wasn't sitting on my feet... just looking at me...

Is it too early for gin?
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CarrionCrow: I've been playing Anomaly Defenders. Can't say it makes me suicidal, but I really want to drink to dull the pain of the experience. =)
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superstande: ah I'm way ahead of you :) actually had a mild headache, so "smart" as I am, had some drinks to evaporate it.
I've been into Witcher... That main character is into drinks also.
I need to replay that game... if I remember, I can kill things, yes?
Post edited February 28, 2015 by innocuous77
Posted February 28, 2015
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CarrionCrow: I've been playing Anomaly Defenders. Can't say it makes me suicidal, but I really want to drink to dull the pain of the experience. =)
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superstande: ah I'm way ahead of you :) actually had a mild headache, so "smart" as I am, had some drinks to evaporate it.
I've been into Witcher... That main character is into drinks also.
Hey, whatever works.

I'd be drinking right now, but I don't feel like downing a case of something just to catch a buzz.

Goddamn hyper-effective liver.
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CarrionCrow: I still have that one to do. And Fahrenheit, and Phantasmagoria 2, and Ultima 9, and every other piece of shit in my pile of occasional enjoyment and frequent torment that anyone with a lick of sense who didn't feel like they needed to hurt themselves would avoid like the goddamn plagues they are.
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innocuous77: You mean every game you gave me?

I'd totally hurl myself off the roof if there wasn't a 8 foot snow pack and Toshi wasn't sitting on my feet... just looking at me...

Is it too early for gin?
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superstande: ah I'm way ahead of you :) actually had a mild headache, so "smart" as I am, had some drinks to evaporate it.
I've been into Witcher... That main character is into drinks also.
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innocuous77: I need to replay that game... if I remember, I can kill things, yes?
I didn't gift you Fahrenheit. I gifted you the other two so you could say your collections are complete without the pain and shame of actually buying the fucking things.
There's a difference.
Post edited February 28, 2015 by CarrionCrow
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