Vnlr: random words... hooker ninjas
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ddickinson: What exactly do hooker ninjas do? Are they hookers dressed as ninjas, ninjas dressed as hookers, or ninjas who moonlight as hookers?
They were proffesional assassins who were posing as concubines to tired adventurers in need of some love, in this case specifally intent on the party.
They "cut their tarifs" and said some pleasant things in order to get hired, which was to them a great means of infiltrating the party ship.
Once on board, and having had their way and a bit of fun to make the act look real (and why not?) they stole of, sneaked more people onboard through the bay window in the back and nearly wiped the party with concealed weaponry and corrisve dust bomblets.
So, Hooker ninja's...
EDIT; I know, I know ... As much as it afronts my delicate personality I have to keep the all-boys amused at these evenings. Might as well have some women stomp all over them...