Psssst... ELT. *taps his shoulder... no response.*

Psssst, ELT. *taps some more.... still no response.*

*goes to tap... but instead gets a comical ACME hammer to hit him on the head with instead to get his attention*

Finally. Now that I have your attention, could you please kindly check your chat. :-)
(And don't worry, I have not gone and bought a new gift for you. I intent do keep my promise about no gifting, no matter how tempting. :-))

Edit: So I hit you with the hammer and you go offline. Hmmm, I wonder if I killed you. *pokes ELT with a stick* Ah... well, I guess I had better bury the evidence. *goes to get my shovel*

oh hell I just bought Witcher 3 on GOG, I just redeemed myself.

Sorry....i was away ...and ouch >.<

But also Thank you very much :D *big thank you hug* :D

O_O You mean you are not dead.... (How am I going to explain this, I mean the fresh grave, the shovel, dragging him all this way... I know!)

*hits ELT with the shovel until he goes quiet so I can continue burying him.*

There, I will just tell everyone wolves did it. :-)

*big silly hug*

Well you know someone had to test new ARK™ versions....and that might've resulted in some unforseen consequences like not dying ;)
Oh and sure...i guess it's really believable that wolves hit someone with a shovel ;)

*big silly return hug*

Ô__Ô *slowly backs away from the scene* ... I didn't see anything! We are just two random people walking through a park at night... Nothing interesting at all going on here ','',',:-|

Are you still not dead?! *hits ELT one last time before piling in all the dirt, burying him good and deep.*

What would he know about wolves, everyone knows they can use shovels. :-)

*big silly hug*

O_O A witness! *throws the shovel at Agent, stabbing him in the chest as he backs away*

Hmmm, I just filled in the grave as well... I know, I will set him on fire, everyone will think he did it by mistake, we all know he loves his fire.

*tries to set him on fire but can't due to all the peanut butter he is strangely covered in (is peanut butter flammable? If it is just pretend it is not :-))*

Oh great, now I have to dig another grave.

*goes off to dig another deep grave for this peeping Agent* :-)

*big very silly hug*

*posthumous giggling* n__n
Silly girl... You don't need to dig! Just use some explosives to make a nice crater in seconds ;-)

(I've never actually tried lighting peanut butter on fire. I think you just inspired my weekend project ;-p)

*Future ElT shows up*
Great! *sigh* A predestination paradox..... *disintegrates post 108576 and replaces it with a post which would not harm the space-time continuum*

*big silly hug*
*Future ElT uses ARK™ to revive Agent yet again ;)*

Nope, I have a better idea. I will just blow you up. They will think you were playing with Chinese fireworks ready for the 4th of July.

*goes to buy cheap imported fireworks to blow Agent up with*

o_O Now you are just being silly. :-)

*hits future ELT over the head and ties him up with Agent ready to be blown up by fireworks*

\o/ *big thank you hug*
:-O !!
*tries to run away* ... but... can't resist going firework shopping with you first :-D

(Huh... Chinese fireworks on America's biggest holiday :-p)

Isn't that a thing in the US, imported Chinese fireworks?

Anyway, enough talking, time to set off the fireworks. :-)

*puts on my sunblock and sunglasses*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11e8XyUBqRQ

*a voice from six feet under*
Well you usually call me a mad scientist.....scientific progess can be achieved on many fields ;)
Also poor FELT-359 (Future ElT Copy Nr. 359) ;)
*big you're welcome hug* :)
Try to reduce your deaths a bit :)

I prefer that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFkryh6hC-k :)

True, but not if you are dead in the present so that you don't live to be in the future to invent all this stuff. :-)

(P.S. I blew you up in the above post to Agent. But it is okay, you got to die with Agent, so at least you were not alone. Who knew how powerful those Chinese fireworks were. :-))

Hiya Sis.