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Posted February 14, 2015
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EndreWhiteMane: And that appetizing note:
I'm off to work, see ya'll later. ;)
Funny you mention that. Now I'm thinking of that gum with the liquid center...

Have a good day, talk with you later on. =)
Posted February 14, 2015
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EndreWhiteMane: And that appetizing note:
I'm off to work, see ya'll later. ;)
Have a good day at work and a nice weekend! *goodbye hug*
Posted February 14, 2015
3__3 Good morn... eer... Afternoon, everyone !!!
Holy cr*p, Stillton, you're finally back !!! :-O How are you ?...
(How many years did I sleep ??? >__< )
I hope you all have a good day !!!
I go to read the tons of messages I have missed...
Post edited February 14, 2015 by LaPtiteBete
Posted February 14, 2015
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LaPtiteBete: 3__3 Good morn... eer... Afternoon, everyone !!!
Holy cr*p, Stillton, you're finally back !!! :-O How are you ?...
(How many years did I sleep ??? >__< )
I hope you all have a good day !!!
I go to read the tons of messages I have missed...
Good afternoon. Welcome to 2057. It's kinda like 2015, only with more heat and less resources. =)
Posted February 14, 2015
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LaPtiteBete: 3__3 Good morn... eer... Afternoon, everyone !!!
Holy cr*p, Stillton, you're finally back !!! :-O How are you ?...
(How many years did I sleep ??? >__< )
I hope you all have a good day !!!
I go to read the tons of messages I have missed...
*big hug*
Posted February 14, 2015
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LaPtiteBete: 3__3 Good morn... eer... Afternoon, everyone !!!
Holy cr*p, Stillton, you're finally back !!! :-O How are you ?...
(How many years did I sleep ??? >__< )
I hope you all have a good day !!!
I go to read the tons of messages I have missed...
Good afternoon, Owl! *big hug*

How are you today? Have you had a good start to the weekend?
Posted February 14, 2015
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Stilton: I wouldn't be the first time...
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CarrionCrow: Maybe so, but I'd feel badly doing that myself.

Besides, I'd rather save the vomit for good things, like someone gushing about the shiny rock they were given, someone who doesn't notice my rolling eyes and rapidly vanishing patience.

The trick is the timing.

You know you're going to vomit, you've got that queasiness going on and the person still won't take the hint and shut up, so what you have to do is create a proper opening.

When they finally stop to take a breath, you have to go with something subtle, but effective.
Something along the lines of, "Good thing you got the jewelry, it's probably going to be all you get, given the combo of you having the inherent sex appeal of a decaying rhino corpse and the fact that your significant other just spent the afternoon giving your sister asshole herpes."

When their jaw starts to drop? THAT'S when you throw up. Make sure to arc properly, and it'll go right in their mouth.

Like I said. Timing. ;)
I'm clearly behind in my courtship rituals. Although I can confess to finding all of that 'I love you,' I love you, too' stuff about as pleasant as having a woodpecker trying to bore a hole into my forehead. I mean, if you're living with someone you should just shut up and get on with life. All of those 'little surprises' smack a bit too much of uncertainty and desperation to me. And, sorry to those who disagree (and you're absolutely entitled to), I find all this St Valentine's Day stuff too sickly pink and nauseating to be anything even remotely close to sincere. All those big cards with idiotic illustrations of what some graphic designer thinks 'love' really means. If you love someone and they love you then you know it. Humans have an instinct for things like that, like ducking when some unwholesome cretin swings a baseball bat at you because you looked at him (or her) the wrong way. You don't need to telegraph is with an overpriced card/gift combo because commercialism has painted the day bright pink and fluffy.
Post edited February 14, 2015 by Stilton
Posted February 14, 2015
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CarrionCrow: Maybe so, but I'd feel badly doing that myself.

Besides, I'd rather save the vomit for good things, like someone gushing about the shiny rock they were given, someone who doesn't notice my rolling eyes and rapidly vanishing patience.

The trick is the timing.

You know you're going to vomit, you've got that queasiness going on and the person still won't take the hint and shut up, so what you have to do is create a proper opening.

When they finally stop to take a breath, you have to go with something subtle, but effective.
Something along the lines of, "Good thing you got the jewelry, it's probably going to be all you get, given the combo of you having the inherent sex appeal of a decaying rhino corpse and the fact that your significant other just spent the afternoon giving your sister asshole herpes."

When their jaw starts to drop? THAT'S when you throw up. Make sure to arc properly, and it'll go right in their mouth.

Like I said. Timing. ;)
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Stilton: I'm clearly behind in my courtship rituals. Although I can confess to finding all of that 'I love you,' I love you, too' stuff about as pleasant as having a woodpecker trying to bore a hole into my forehead. I mean, if you're living with someone you should just shut up and get on with life. All of those 'little surprises' smack a bit too much of uncertainty and desperation to me. And, sorry to those who disagree (and you're absolutely entitled to), I find all this St Valentine's Day stuff too sickly pink and nauseating to be anything even remotely close to sincere. All those big cards with idiotic illustrations of what some graphic designer thinks 'love' really means. If you love someone and they love you then you know it. Humans have an instinct for things like that, like ducking when some unwholesome cretin swings a baseball bat at you because you looked at him (or her) the wrong way. You don't need to telegraph is with an overpriced card/gift combo because commercialism has painted the day bright pink and fluffy.
The fluffy pink bits are camouflage for the brown smear of shit beneath. =)
Posted February 14, 2015
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LaPtiteBete: 3__3 Good morn... eer... Afternoon, everyone !!!
Holy cr*p, Stillton, you're finally back !!! :-O How are you ?...
(How many years did I sleep ??? >__< )
I hope you all have a good day !!!
I go to read the tons of messages I have missed...
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ddickinson: Good afternoon, Owl! *big hug*

How are you today? Have you had a good start to the weekend?
It's freaking quiet in here. The owlet is still sleeping... I'm alone. (not in the dark). Ô__Ô
I slept like a baby... catching up on my weekly lack of sleep :-)
What about you ?... your prep ? :-)
Posted February 14, 2015
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LaPtiteBete: 3__3 Good morn... eer... Afternoon, everyone !!!
Holy cr*p, Stillton, you're finally back !!! :-O How are you ?...
(How many years did I sleep ??? >__< )
I hope you all have a good day !!!
I go to read the tons of messages I have missed...
Hi, LittleBird. How are you? If you're catching up with the messages you'll know why I was away. Its nice to see your little yellow self again ;-)))
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Stilton: I'm clearly behind in my courtship rituals. Although I can confess to finding all of that 'I love you,' I love you, too' stuff about as pleasant as having a woodpecker trying to bore a hole into my forehead. I mean, if you're living with someone you should just shut up and get on with life. All of those 'little surprises' smack a bit too much of uncertainty and desperation to me. And, sorry to those who disagree (and you're absolutely entitled to), I find all this St Valentine's Day stuff too sickly pink and nauseating to be anything even remotely close to sincere. All those big cards with idiotic illustrations of what some graphic designer thinks 'love' really means. If you love someone and they love you then you know it. Humans have an instinct for things like that, like ducking when some unwholesome cretin swings a baseball bat at you because you looked at him (or her) the wrong way. You don't need to telegraph is with an overpriced card/gift combo because commercialism has painted the day bright pink and fluffy.
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CarrionCrow: The fluffy pink bits are camouflage for the brown smear of shit beneath. =)
A point of view I share completely... ;-)
Post edited February 14, 2015 by Stilton
Posted February 14, 2015
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LaPtiteBete: It's freaking quiet in here. The owlet is still sleeping... I'm alone. (not in the dark). Ô__Ô
I slept like a baby... catching up on my weekly lack of sleep :-)
What about you ?... your prep ? :-)
My day has been good so far. About an hour or so left at work, then I'm off for the rest of the weekend. I am helping my dad do his surprise meal for my mum, then this evening I am having a lovely romantic meal with my partner at home. We are having wild pheasant with seasoned sweet potato wedges and some other vegetables. I'm not sure about for pudding, probably something chocolate. :-)
Posted February 14, 2015
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ddickinson: We are having wild pheasant with seasoned sweet potato wedges and some other vegetables. I'm not sure about for pudding, probably something chocolate. :-)
Sounds delicious. Can I come round? I promise not to kiss anyone...
Post edited February 14, 2015 by Stilton
Posted February 14, 2015
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Stilton: Sounds delicious. Can I come round?
It might spoilt the romance to have other people there. :-)

Won't you be busy having a nice evening with your wife?
Posted February 14, 2015
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Stilton: Sounds delicious. Can I come round?
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ddickinson: It might spoilt the romance to have other people there. :-)

Won't you be busy having a nice evening with your wife?
I don't mind eating alone in the kitchen....

And my shieldmaiden will probably be out brawling tonight. Its a Saturday and she needs to let off steam.
Posted February 14, 2015
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Stilton: I don't mind eating alone in the kitchen....

And my shieldmaiden will probably be out brawling tonight. Its a Saturday and she needs to let off steam.
It's good to see these modern Viking families. The woman goes off pillaging, while the man stays at home with the kids. So much more efficient, much more pillaging with a lot less rape. :-)
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