JunglePredator: The calendar must have been destroyed in the great slush war early 2007....
omega64: In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.
Yes but the slush war was truly horrifying. Anything made of paper was reduced to slurry in the crushing mass of partially frozen pop mixtures. People died in agony as they were forced to consume slush on overly hot days & they didn't go peacefully as they cried out in pain from the brain freeze.
People went days with out water as all water reserves went to the production of slush.
Non-military consumption of slush was outlawed & as the war grew longer & longer hideous concoctions were made to replace the standard flavours of coke, pepsi & berry.
Truly a nightmare when people's last moments were to be forced to drink slush flavoured like black liquorish & squid.