Posted June 08, 2016
ddickinson: Can you float? If so, we can ask Endre or Crow to just give you a push towards France and you can float all the way there. Or maybe a really big cannon? No, I know, it is that time of year soon where you Americans blow lots of things up (and get very drunk, not always a safe combination :-)), so we sit you on a chair on top of a giant mound of fireworks, play your national anthem and wave the flags, and then we blast you all the way to France. :-)
Hmm... I could strap some empty peanut butter jars to myself to use as flotation devices :-) But I just can't say no to fireworks... *sits on chair* B-|