No interest in the first, beat the second, thinking it'd take more brain power than I have for the third.
The suggestions are appreciated, though. ;)

Good morning. =) -tips imaginary hat in return-
Good morning. =)

-passes over some extra-strong tea for an energy boost-

Good morning, Fred
**Hugs, waves, waiting for some coffee**

Good morning, Yez. *big energizing hug* ... or *passes a pillow to make the desk more comfy*
Whichever one sounds better :-p
Good morning, Empress. Happy World Turtle Day!
*Big turtle hug*

Good morning, Owl lady. =)

-wheels in the wading pool of hot coffee to help you cope with it being Monday-

Morning, Agent !
Happy... turtle day too.
How are you ?
**diving in coffee**
Thanks, Crow !...
I'll need that...
How are you doing ?

Not a problem, happy to help. =)

Very tired, but I'll live. How's your morning going?

Awww :->
Doing okay. A bit of grief from my meds, but c'est la vie. And I'm waiting for the Staff Picks to show up :-) (They had better show up this week! >:-|)

Now presenting the next big thing - The In-Dev Staff Pick promo...

Hey.

Stop giving them ideas!

Don't worry, Steam does it all the time.
I'm sure it'll work out fine.

Y'know, whenever I see posts like this one, I always wonder if I should actually say hi and stuff whenever I enter this thread like everybody else does instead of just showing up and making a stupid joke.
...
Naaaaaah!

*tosses Zeogold out the window*

Rock'n'rolling. All the cars in our street have been forced open tonight (we have 2 personal and 1 company car involved). More unexpected and useless costs... that sucks.
On another hand (more generally) we have some massive mess here, due to the government's labor law project ; they want to force-pass a law despite around 90% of the population is obviously against it (it should be voted in July) ; hence the numerous riots, the violent demonstrations, the cops being beaten up, the broken cars, and shops, the and we working people running out of fuel because they also block the roads.

France?

I really don't know though, All I've heard about France is there's a shortage of fuel for some reason.