I'm an independent sensation, you'll be capsized
i'm wearing a fez, my rhymes are faster than light
you're tiny, i'm big, you better stop trine
if you try to play me, i'll dial my miami hotline

i'm a hero of might, yes and magic
i'm a legend of grimrock, you're just tragic
I'm the avatar, this is my ultima dis
you fool, you don't even know what a paladin is

In the city ladies look pretty, guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play, and then you try to make a move and she says no way
Girls are fakin' goodness sakin', they want a man who brings home the....


Hmm, I may have heard this one before...

I'm not a lyricist of any kind (and it'll show).... but you gotta be in it to win it, as the saying goes.
So, uhh, I took a little inspiration, and hoped that I've not butchered it too badly!

Broken discs everywhere
People piratin' on the net, you know they don't care
I can't take the heat, I can't take the noise
Got slow internet, guess I've got no choice
DRM in the install, Limitations on attack
Shady publishers with a DLC pack
I tried to get away, but I couldn't get far
'Cause the hot new release just set a new bar

D-R-Ms got me close to the edge
G-O-G's keepin' me from the ledge
(ah huh-huh-huh)

It's the legend of Gog and it's pretty rad
those games from Dos are really not bad
RPGs, Point n' clicks and FPS too,
But with your help Gog pulls through
Yeah, go GOG, yeah, Get the games!
Wikki! Wikki wick!

It's the legend of GOG, you parents will help you hook it up, games sold separately

The beat should sound something like this

Very touching. *cry*

I think I'm going to put the line "So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd" on my tombstone.

theres one about lap dances you might like too

alright folks, here goes DA RHYME!!!!!!! bring the beat!

every day around a lunchtime
I go check out the GOG,
I don't even wanna look at
my gigantic backlog.

so much super-duper classics,
man, it brings out a tear -
I just NEED to play all of them
but that's not what I fear!

GOG is massive, GOG is superb,
but what if its fight fails?
who will offer such good service
that makes happy all males? (and ladies!)

but be sure I'm gonna help you,
so GOG, here is my cash!
I will buy and I will support
till the meteor crash :D

yeah!!!

well, I must admit it's really hard to say out loud and quickly ;) so feel free to amend it if needed ;)

Well, I'm about as white as they come, but I figured I'd give it a shot anyway:

Dr. M be hauntin' your HD drive,
Barrier to entry, that's the way he survives,
GOG bustin' through, takin' games back!
DRM free, yo! No it ain't whack!

All the classics, whenever you please,
Downloadin's easy, downloadin's a breeze!

Community! Games! DRM free!
Ain't no better place than G-O-G!

YO! Homies, I'm BACK!

Got more games than Steam on crack!

Bitches at my pool, all chillin'

Every single one playin' FEZ and WILLIN'

Never be wonderin' if the games are workin!

Any OS, dude...why Miley Cyrus be twerkin? O_o

DON'T GET DISTRACTED, Witcher 2 on sale!

Buy from the Poles, else you phail!

Word. :P

Hooray For Boobies

hey yo! so you want to play a video game
but like me you're paranoid
so much drm making you annoyed
you wonder why some publishers actin' lame
but gog is selling our favorite games
drm-free and keeping it sane

naw holmes! you don't need to fret
once you buy you don't need internet
no limited installs
and no shady business testin' firewalls

it's all very nice
with a fair worldwide price
just one reminder for your brain
why gog is the #1 distributor of video games

Oh god no.

Gee Oh Gee Dot Com
Rockin' it oldskool
Paris to Hong Kong
One price, extra cake
we gonna bake.

Happy birthday GoG.com :)

gog is the best
cool unlike the rest
give me vidyo