Oh, Tupac was one for referring to himself in the 3rd person too huh?

A birthday rap? What are you, five? :P

How about a birthday scat then? :P

How About This "No Dis" Fresh Routine...

We Got Omicron And Torchlight,
No Matter How Dark It May Be,
Gnashing Teeth Like Shadow Warrior,
Switching Witcher On At 3,
NeverWinter Nights Are Comeing,
Got Duke Nukem's Heights For FREE,
A-Z Of Gameing Classics,
'Fore It Hits Your Christmas Tree...

5 years of drinking lots of beers
throwing out games for everyone to tame
heres to 5 more years gaming with your peers

If you like great games we got retro and new
Also bonus content just for you
So come on over to GoG and take your pick
The other guys DRM can SUCK A FAT DICK

>bleep out 'dick' for radio edit
>hilarity ensues

If yor're searching for an old game
Check this site (GOG, GOG, GOG),

Yeah, their prices are insane

If you don't know where to buy
Check this site (GOG, GOG, GOG)

Put it into your basket, don't ask why

A file is missing, can't read the disc

Throw it into the garbage, and check GOG for this

Yo, listen up gamers, 'cause I must confess
I'm in love with this website, yeah I think it's the best
Type in g-o-g dot com, and forget about the others
'Cause this is the real deal for all you DRM-free lovers

I'm talkin' oldies but goodies, and yeah they have new stuff too
I'm talkin' great help and support, these guys they look out for you
And not to mention all the bonus content, promos, and deals
The only thing this site can't do is deliver you home-cooked meals

So the next time your bored, and you don't know what to do
Hit up g-o-g dot com and get a game or two
That's g-o-g dot com, g-o-g dot com
I'm talkin' g-o-g dot com, g-o-g dot com

What up GOG, JC Denton in the house.
UNATCO is buggin so I had to step out.
Have to school some suckas on how to game proper.
I nano aug’ed my legs so I run silent from my choppa.
If the grey death got you down and new games just don’t hold ya.
Pick up Deus Ex and scope out some Ambrosia.

I'm hoping that if I ignore it, it will go away.

GOG is way too white for this, it's like asking a basement nerd to dance

MC G.O.G's coming to your P.C
Or Your M.A.C and doesn't need D.L.C
Making installing easy, I bring the compatibility
Even if nineties codes are shreddy, i'm their D.O.C !

No more lurking in dead links, no more looking for patches
GOG's bringin' da games making you feel like he snatches
But the only theif he loves is the one's named Garrett
And he doesn't have to touch you to reach for your wallet

If you're a collectionist or just a completionist
Don't wait any more ! Fill your cart and enlist
You just have to look further if you can't find your game
There are thousands of pearls waiting for you to be tamed !

Rap is so 90's

Calvin Klein, kinda? North Carolina?