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It's our birthday, and we'll rap if we want to!

'Cause you know our rhymes are wack
Feel the beat--you can't go back
It's a free game rap attack
If you wanna win then take a crack

GOG.com, as you possibly know, has turned five. In celebration of us turning five, we like to have gifts for you--let's face it, if not for you, we wouldn't be here. So check out the video with our mad phat beatz yo, laid by MC Enigmatic and the famous DJ Russkat, and then if you're inspired, feel free to drop us lyrics of your own! We'll collect all of the best lyrics and award up to four people 5 GOG.com games of their choice in exchange for their permission to use their lyrics in a proper GOG Birthday Rap video. We may even spring for proper moving pictures for the next one!

Please send us all of your submissions (by which we mean: leave a comment below in the forums) by Friday 20 September 2013 at 0900 Eastern time to enter into the contest.
Post edited September 16, 2013 by TheEnigmaticT
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RayRay13000: Wait, this thread is 3 years old? Huh...
Gog is a busy beaver.
Whoa that was unexpected! Great to see it resolved after so many months. Congrats to winners :)
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Konrad: Yes! It's pretty much next on the list. :) Promise.
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HunchBluntley: Maybe staple this list to the wall so it can't go missing for three years again. : ]
But what if the wall goes missing? :P
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Konrad: We tried to pretend like it never happened – but it definitely happened. Introducing the grand GOG.com Birthday Rap Contest winners:
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DeMignon: XD

Well done Konrad! That was even before your account was registered.
Nuh uh! Not before my original, personal account. I first registered back in 2009.
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Konrad: Nuh uh! Not before my original, personal account. I first registered back in 2009.
So actually you are to blame ;-P
Just joking, glad to see it happening!
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Konrad: <span class="bold">Novotnus</span> — Short and sweet. Thank you. We appreciate it. Really.
Endorsing necromancy and bittersweet (un)dead cats in the same post ?
GoG : defying expectations since the dawn of time and forever.
i was taking a morning crap
didn't have time to wipe my crack
when tinye trolled me on facebook
so i come quickly to take a look!

is this good enough? :-/
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HunchBluntley: Maybe staple this list to the wall so it can't go missing for three years again. : ]
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Tyrrhia: But what if the wall goes missing? :P
It wasn't missing, they just forgot the sequence to pull the candlesticks and books that makes the wall appear.
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Konrad: Well, it had to happen. We tried to pretend like it never happened – but it definitely happened.
Introducing the grand GOG.com Birthday Rap Contest winners:
It wasn't a con
Because one awesome lad
Settled this one
His style is totally rad!

#FREEKONRAD ;)

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Konrad: ... we'll be in touch with the winners soon. :)
Uh-oh...

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vicklemos: Dang, didn't send my rap. Crap.
I'll shoot (:P) some ideas I had back then:

[...]

"Gog is for me like a totem
gonna scratch my tinyE scrotum''
You're welcome.
Post edited August 14, 2016 by Lemon_Curry
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Konrad: Well, it had to happen. We tried to pretend like it never happened – but it definitely happened.
Introducing the grand GOG.com Birthday Rap Contest winners:
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Lemon_Curry: It wasn't a con
Because one awesome lad
Settled this one
His style is totally rad!

#FREEKONRAD ;)

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Konrad: ... we'll be in touch with the winners soon. :)
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Lemon_Curry: Uh-oh...

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vicklemos: Dang, didn't send my rap. Crap.
I'll shoot (:P) some ideas I had back then:

[...]

"Gog is for me like a totem
gonna scratch my tinyE scrotum''
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Lemon_Curry: You're welcome.
HHUUUMMMM YUMMY
OH.
no... not yummy ;(
Confused if their bday is on August 17th or September 13th?

https://twitter.com/GOGcom/status/765938788552040448
Post edited August 18, 2016 by PainOfSalvation
So, uh ... it's been a few months. Any updates? :)
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Post edited November 08, 2016 by Barry_Woodward
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Post edited November 08, 2016 by Barry_Woodward
Maybe GOG's waiting for Santy Claus to deliver the rewards? :P