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Posted May 14, 2022
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Now I hope that all replying here will take this subject seriously, and only mention conspiracy theories that they know to be true or are likely to be true in some future reality.

With that in mind, I will start the ball rolling.

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Not long now, and it will finally be discovered that Men are from Mars and Women from Venus .... for real. :)

And other genders are from U...... just never know where. LOL

I know the notion may be controversial to some ... especially those who thought they were from Pluto or Jupiter, but life wasn't meant to be easy, with everything tied up in a bow with pretty ribbons. In fact, usually it is duct tape and string ... and some kind of medication to smooth the rough edges ... and some will self medicate ... Scotch Whisky anyone ... or maybe a Beer or some Vodka? No no no, as I've told some of you before, Shandy doesn't really do the trick.

Anyway, when the planets align correctly ... as seen from the Flat side of Earth, all our Xmases will come true, and there will be Peace on Earth and Immortality ... and a huge party with drinks and nibbles on the house, and some fireworks and plenty of Eggplant roasting on the Spit ... not to mention Soya Bean sausages in bread with onions and tomato sauce (ketchup) ... that will taste better than they have ever tasted before ... or maybe that's just after you have the Champers. ;)

It will be a great time on Earth ... and Mars, Venus, Uranus, Pluto and Jupiter etc.

After that, we can finally get on with what we are supposed to be doing, which some others might now explain in great detail.
Posted May 14, 2022
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Timboli: Not long now, and it will finally be discovered that Men are from Mars and Women from Venus .... for real. :)

And other genders are from U...... just never know where. LOL
Urectum?
Posted May 14, 2022
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ah, a thread called "conspiracy theories", this will end well.
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Yep, a conspiracy theory right there ... All's well that ends well ... negatives aside.

And who said Conspiracy Theorists don't have a sense of humor. More humor than a downvoting wanker anyway. :)

U can make it whatever U want it. :P

Don't be shy now.
Post edited May 14, 2022 by Timboli
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2KMules ain't no CT.
PS: Timboli, Good on ya, mate! ((;--))
Post edited May 14, 2022 by KeoniBoy
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Many people denounced as 'conspiracy theorists' are being found more and more to have been right.

I'm not talking about theories like the moon is made of cheese or anything like that.

Honestly i'm just waiting for the insanity to end and for people to get common sense again and think for themselves, for the censorship to come to a close and the propaganda pushed out by governments agencies and the lies to stop.
Posted May 14, 2022
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Well, we all know Colonel Sanders' secret recipe includes an addictive chemical which makes you crave his chicken fortnightly.
Posted May 14, 2022
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What's the difference between a conspiracy theorist and a normal guy ?


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Posted May 14, 2022
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My Gran used to do a great fried rabbit.

It looked just like Kentucky Fried Chicken, and tasted similar but better.

One person's conspiracy theory, is another person's truth.
Posted May 14, 2022
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Timboli: Not long now, and it will finally be discovered that Men are from Mars and Women from Venus .... for real. :)
Actually, Mars and Venus are both feminine planets in classical astrology.
Posted May 14, 2022
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"Conspiracy theorist" is a term made up by the CIA of the US government in order to instantly "discredit" anyone who questions the government's official narrative about anything, even though the government is lying almost 100% of the time about everything.

And there is no such thing as outer space nor giant rock planets that float in it. That's all nonsense false narratives.

So the so-called 'planets' are actually wandering stars, large luminaries that move, not giant ball rocks. And they are in the sky, not 'space.'

The images seen in the media and TV and textbooks and Hollywood films, etc., are actually man-made cartoons made with image editing software.
Post edited May 14, 2022 by Ancient-Red-Dragon
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https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/wiki/lopc
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Ancient-Red-Dragon: "Conspiracy theorist" is a term made up by the CIA of the US government in order to instantly "discredit" anyone who questions the government's official narrative about anything, even though the government is lying almost 100% of the time about everything.

And there is no such thing as outer space nor giant rock planets that float in it. That's all nonsense false narratives.

So the so-called 'planets' are actually wandering stars, large luminaries that move, not giant ball rocks. And they are in the sky, not 'space.'

The images seen in the media and TV and textbooks and Hollywood films, etc., are actually man-made cartoons made with image editing software.
you forgot that NASA is hiding the ice wall and that gravity is not real.
Posted May 14, 2022
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Definition of conspiracy

1 : the act of conspiring together
2a : an agreement among conspirators
2b : a group of conspirators

Doesn't really matter what they're called (Illuminati, Temple Riders, Ancient Aliens, Freemasons, Bilderberg Group, Black Sabbath, Grandma Duck, The Simpsons... etc), it's the same thing. When my mom and dad secretly planned a birthday party behind my back - they conspired together without my knowledge! :D

"You will observe with concern how long a useful truth may be known, and exist, before it is generally received and practiced on."
--- Benjamin Franklin

Take the Eye of Horus f.ex. and the fact that it is still around right in front of us... question is; is it just a coincident or a purpose behind it?

Incoming segue; I just love Stargate and it's all true!
Post edited May 14, 2022 by sanscript
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There's a fast food chain in Canada (Tim Horton's iirc) which sells human meat.
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