There's some seriously weird people here, I won't mention any names but I think we all know who they are.

It's like the United Nations of Oddballs, the UNO.

Back to topic, I have a confession to make:

I have an addiction to internet porn and masturbation.

My name is Kleetus, I'm a sinner and I am not worthy.

Do I have to? I value what little remains of my sanity :D

Is THAT why you removed the mirror in your bathroom?

At least you are honest ;)

And I hope you did not subscribe unlike others, (hint bottom of the page ;) )

http://www.forbes.com/sites/julieruvolo/2011/09/07/how-much-of-the-internet-is-actually-for-porn/#1757b67a61f7

Nah, I just figured it was useless, since I wouldn't see a vampire creeping up on me in it anyway.

Well, now you're just leaving yourself susceptible to bath monster attacks.

You Germans have the best porn, I love Germans and I love Fräuleins.

I would like to visit your country and pretend to be Euro.

I confess use Galaxy as well.

I confess I have sex in the missionary position

I confess I like a couple of the ghostbusters theme remixes from the shitty 2016 remmake

I confess I use steam

I confess I use origin

I confess I miss Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis.

I confess that I am confessing

I confess I am a weeb

I confess I made you waste your precious time reading my confessions, jokes on you fuckbuttom mcfuckyface.

It's a well known fact rubber duckies offer no protection agains't Leviathan attacks in your bathtub.

You need at least a toy submarine, to torpedo it.

They can't even survive my depth charges from farting.

I don't usually have baths, something about sitting in your own putrid filth puts me off.

The only good thing about baths is farting as you can put your nose over the bubble and not lose any aromas.

You can even light the bubbles if you're in a festive mood.

Dear God,

What do you fucking eat keetus?

Sounds like beans, lots of beans ;)

Who doesn't?
I don't see why that is something to be guilty about :P


I have to say while frequently used to preorder games, I haven't for years. Mainly because these days I have so many games to play already, and a backlog of released games to buy and play that spending money on a game that doesn't exist yet seems stupid when I could buy something I could play now.
That being said, I may pre order Zelda Breath of the Wild if I really want it on release day...

And I have Galaxy installed (and Steam and Origin too for that matter, I have a uPlay account but hardly use it) but I mainly use it out of curiosity for what's new and poking about at the code to see if I can learn anything useful.

But I really don't see the problem with any of that. I game how I like to game, you game how you like to game. Who cares.


All that being said... I confess I still love Nintendo, despite their rapid decline in recent years I will always have a soft spot for Nintendo consoles and games.

How should I put it...