I figure snowkatt's head is already going to explode when (if) she sees all this crap; might as well make it a big explosion. =)

Well, if you were here more often, instead of out gallivanting around the rest of the Internet, or off playing video games, you would have seen how much fun you were missing, only you wouldn't have been missing it, because you would've been here, having fun!

Nah, there's still been tons of drama and bullshit, but I generally just avoid/ignore most of it ("Not clicking on that thread, don't care about that thread, not going anywhere NEAR that one, that thread went to shit, not clicking on that one..."). I always find a bit of fun here and there, though. :)

EDIT: For example, in the midst of two or three "I AM LEAVING THE FORUMS" threads, CharlesGrey dropped this one the other day (stealing my idea from out my head!), and there was some fun had there (which led to the resurrection of THIS thread, BTW, though I totally had nothing to do with it).
EDIT TO THE EDIT: One "for example" is enough.

Of course... ;)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial

I'm only laughing on the outside
My smile is just skin deep

If you could see inside, I'm really crying
You might join me for a weep

*fart*

https://youtu.be/9OufCgFZCyU?t=87

unicorn > donut > cheese

Fixed it.

I was going to say pizza, but pizza usually has cheese on it... so yes, I agree.

Hmmm... pizza.

Usually?
Without cheese there is no pizza.

It's best to molest the cheese with your mouth at night XD

When God made the Earth, cheese was part of it as a natural product that comes from cows. Then on the 7th day of creation, he rested... and ate some pizza. It's in the bible. John 1, chapter 3. Right after the part where Moses lost that other tablet that held the KFC secret recipe on it.

:'(

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.........no wait, that's M & M's

My denial wasn't very specific, though. It's not like I said, "I totally did not edit my reply to remove all the incriminating evidence of my involvement, then blame the edit on a mysterious and heretofore-unknown GOG employee with a username visually indistinguishable from mine. I wouldn't even know how to go about doing such a thing!" (Even though that is all %100 factual information.)
If I had said something like that, I agree it might've been suspicious.

Blessed are the cheesemakers :-)