You know what's also better than cats? Pussies.

They're also great used as silencers.

Some of the suggestions remind me of this book.

I just got pooped on by a rabbit.

What a foul, bad-tempered rodent.

Oh, wow, lots of good laughs in there. Having had a cat that loved to just get into the toilet all the time, the plunger idea was priceless.
He's been listening to too much Eric Clapton.

Actually rabbits are lagomorphs.

I actually found it quite odd when the gym coaches were teaching our "human arts" classes, like civics or history. I happened to be in one course where I learned the coach did the same rote stuff over and over.

The 3rd week of class, I turned in my notebook, with ALL the words defined written down, ALL the questions written from the "Q&A" section and ALL the answers. It took me an entire weekend to do it, had a 'minor' backlash, but I coasted through the rest of that class like I had nothing better to do than play cards.

Are you talking about the rabbit or tinyE?

And I would have it completed before the end of class too!... :P

DUDES, the thread is solved, get a room already.

On second thought now this comment reminds me of the Terrell Owens "takes one to know one" incident...

Trust me, I'd know if you're a raptor.

I would have never guessed that your avatar pic was a self portrait.