I don't believe in such magic, so the spell doesn't aff... Wait, where did I just wake up? what the hell am I doing inside this coffin?

I cast Curse of Disbelief on the next user.

I am already skeptical about everything so Curse of Disbelief doesn't work on me. I would also call it more a blessing than a curse. Since I don't believe it'll do anything I cast Army of Enhanced Meta Cyber Squirrel Overlords Determined to Restore Natural Balance spell on next user's hometown. :)

The Army of Enhanced Meta Cyber Squirrel Overlords Determined to Restore Natural Balance entered my hometown and was defeated by the sheer amount of mature walnut & oak trees with ripe delicious nuts on their branches. All thoughts of natural balance have been replaced by "yum".

I cast the spell Limited Wish: "All personal clothing reverts to 1980's fashion" onto the next user.

It appears the name of te spell is too long to fit in the buffer, and as a result, the entire magic system has crashed.

After the system recovers, I try to cast a spell, but unfortunately the spell's name has been corrupted, so I can't post it here. (It contains Unicode this forum doesn't support, as well as byte sequences that arr not valid Unicode; also the spell name exceeds the post character limit.)

It misses me.

I cast Miss-ile, which is an attack that never hits.

The spell misses. Instead I am hit by the Limited Wish: "All personal clothing reverts to 1980's fashion" that was floating around without having affected anyone yet. My clothes remain practically the same, but they look a little newer now.

I cast Teleport Internal Organs Into Your Granny's Broth on the next user.

The spell fails due to there being no valid destination for the organs.

I cast Ultima 5 (NES version) on the next user.

I intercept it with my Avatar.

I then try to enter the Avatar State, but because the Fire Nation chose that moment to attack, I lost my concentration and it envelops the next one who posts instead.

Actually, you fail to intercept it because you tried to do it on one of the 5 frames per second (60 FPS), and the game ate your input as a result. Or, perhaps you were unable to do that because you ran out of MP, and there's no way to regain your MP except by dying and being brought back to life at Lord British's castle (at least i *think* that's where you respawn, though I could be wrong here). (No, resting won't restore your MP; if you're under the illusion it does, you've played the wrong version.)

(Don't feel like responding to the spell you cast right now, and don't feel like casting a new one, so that spell you cast still stands.)

TwoHandedSword's spell, which was dodged by dtgreene, has now ripened with age to the degree that it empowers me with necromancy, and I revive this thread.

I cast the spell of balloons on the next poster.

I'm glued to hundreds of balloons which lift me up, making me drift into the upper atmosphere...

Before I die of lack of oxygen and cold, I cast "Polymorph into a rat" on the next user.

I polymorphed into a rat. Managed to finally solve the Squirrel war (bushty tailed rats) before I polymorphed back into my normal human/4 limbs no tail shape.

I cast the spell "24 hr Telepathic link with groundworms" onto the next poster.

Oh. Fuck.


30 seconds of this and I already want to rip my own brain out.

So much screaming... why???

but what's worse is the singing...


I whip up an enchantment of eterntal hatred and pain and stinkiness and extra pain and longing for death and snarling gnashing teeth

Seeing as that is my usual state of mind when waking up, I just brush it off and laugh since I'm hardened by experience.

The next user will be cursed to always have the lowest speed/DPI on the computer mouse accompanied by every key on the keyboard registering every input x2.