Nice and comfy, especially given how cold it is out there. I decide to commission someone to make a nice outfit out of the wall, complete with a nice warm sweater and some nice warm leggings.

(By the way, the one who claimed to absorb the sterile neutrinos seems to not know what neutrinos are; according to some website, about 100 trillion regular neutrinos pass through a person per second without us noticing, and sterile neutrinos (if they exist) are even less likely to interact, so absorbing them doesn't make sense.)

I mix up a Maiden's Kiss and a Dragon Fang in order to cast Dragon's Kiss (from Final Fantasy 5) on the next user.

Oh dear! I happened to be wearing my special Bone Mail, which in addition to making me undead, also happens to reverse the effects of many beneficial spells. As a result, the spell makes me even more vulnerable to fire. I decide to cook myself some food, but in doing so, I burn to death and my special Bone Mail burns up and disappears.

Now that I am dead, I decide that I need to fix that, so I cast Rebirth Flame. In doing so, I revive myself, but the spell then hits the next user.

(Rebirth Flame is the name of the attack used by the Phoenix summon in Final Fantasy games where the summon appears (5 through 9).)

I am revived from my long sleep thanks to the spell, and cast immense strength on the next user

The spell boosts my strength so high that it overflows and becomes negative, causing me to collapse under the weight of what I am holding, even though I am not holding anything.

Once the spell wears off, I cast my newest, and perhaps most evil, spell: Lock Achievement!

You see, all those achievements you've earned in this game? Say good-bye to one of them! If you want that achievement again, you will have to re-earn it.

(Side note: How would you feel if an enemy in a video game with achievements could do that?)

The Gungeon Acolyte achievement in Enter the Gungeon gets permanently locked for me. No more pea shooters! :D

Sadly, as a side effect of the spell this makes the Klobbe to appear with increased frequency... :(

I cast Grow Wart on the next user.

It misfires completely. Since I have no warts, there is nothing to make grow.

I send the Hulk Hands spell out into the aether.

It seems that you sent the spell into the aether without actually casting it. I catch it, and I have now learned to cast Hulk Hands.

I decide to try out this new spell, and therefore cast Hulk Hands (actually casting it this time) on the next user.

I get really bad arthritis in my hands. I can barely write this. Oh, the pain. Oddly, I try not to get pissed off.

I cast Quad Damage on the next poster.

I am filled with power that will make the next damage or healing spell I cast be 4x as effective.

To take advantage of this, I cast the most powerful healing spell, at max power, on the next user.

Flippy flappitus your butt is now quackadus.

Flatulence haunted me for the past 6 hours, and everyone else within hearing range of me. Managed to get banned for life from all future Opera performances during the past 6 hours as well, so want to give a you slowk-key thumbs Up + hug.

The spell "Command Lifeforms: Parasitiformes" is cast upon the next user.
BTW: Parasitiformes is the fancy name for the species commonly known as "ticks".

I've had Lyme disease before, it couldn't stop me. I am immune to your ticks.
I cast Montezuma's revenge on the next user.

Rather than a terrible bout of the runs, I am inhabited by the spirit of an angry warrior spirit, and take a quest to Washington DC.

Bestowed upon the next user is Animal Messenger.

A little bird on the wall told me this morning that my cat is hungry. She wasn't that hungry. Damn bird.

I cast Summon Super Mushroom (from Super Mario Bros).