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Posted December 07, 2018
I am left on the ground out of breath and unable to speak after singing for five days straight.
I cast disappear on the next user.
Posted December 07, 2018
I vanish into a puff of smoke, but not before casting another spell. It's called Isomer Switch, and it replaces every molecule with a random isomer of that molecule.
Posted December 07, 2018
In my body Isomer Switch unprecented changes made has. Reactions weird in many enzymes. Chemistry of my brain has hay wired. Yoda like I speak now. :)

On the person next Yoda Speak I cast the spell, so alone not I am.
Post edited December 07, 2018 by xalegra
Posted December 07, 2018
On me Yoda Speak it does.

On the person next "anti-negation" do I cast.
Posted December 08, 2018
With a grin, I destroy PickUp Artistry worldwide, just like the ending scene in Roadside Picnic.

I cast "Compulsion to read a "Strugatsky Brothers" novel on the next user.
Cough Try Noon 22nd century or Monday begins on Saturday Cough
Posted December 09, 2018
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morrowslant: I cast "Compulsion to read a "Strugatsky Brothers" novel on the next user.
Sorry to take so long. It takes time to finish a novel. Especially when you don't even know any Russian.

I cast "instant translation" on the next person who reads this, so that they won't have to go through what I just did.
Post edited December 09, 2018 by TwoHandedSword
Posted December 09, 2018
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The spell seems successful because it translates everything into English through Russian.

(I actually used Google Translate to translate what I first wrote into Russian, then back into English.)

I cast Level 5 Birth on the next user. (For those not aware, some Final Fantasy games have a spell called "Level 5 Death", which is guaranteed to cause instant death to targets whose levels are multiples of 5.)
Posted December 09, 2018
My level (age) is a multiple of 5. I'll just accept that I had a good run and, with my last breath, curse the next user to use up all of his or her lifetime of farts in one sitting. After that, it's all out - no more farts.

It feels good knowing that I left the world a little bit shittier.
Post edited December 09, 2018 by user deleted
Posted December 09, 2018
This is no curse, I connect to pipeline and export gas for a good price. Russians are angry because I have became competition and invade my house, USA bombs it and invades after them. But I have my home insured so I settle with huge insurance claim, also I sell rights for exploitation to some huge international company. When everyone realizes there is no more gas it is to late. I earn lot of money by shortselling stocks of that company and also sell rights to make movie about my life to some Bollywood studio (sorry Hollywood, Indians were first and I love musicals). With all the funds acquired I start my renewable energy company. That is small step for humanity to reduce greenhouse effect and global warming, but step in the right direction.

There is also small almost unlikely chance that I start nuclear war. I'm also optimistic in that other scenario. Nuclear winter will reverse global warming, reduce human population to sustainable number, some mutants will get super powers and hopefully I'll be among them, if not It was at least interesting life. In the long run Earth will have time to recuperate from us.

On the next person I cast the Spell of Innovation. What you have invented?
Posted December 10, 2018
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xalegra: On the next person I cast the Spell of Innovation. What you have invented?
The spell interacts with my natural personality. So all I've managed to come up with are even more clever ways to be lazy.

So let me cast Motivate, and maybe turn someone else's life around instead.
Posted December 19, 2018
How dare you use such a spell as Motivate, why the very nature of such magic can cause a rip in time and space, for this foul beast ,,,,, i shall pull the wisdom of the age's and set fourth the pure and deadly spell of the slacker, now one who is cursed go to thy doom and sit in the mall and watch the fountain and be warned, for if you really cast another spell as Motivate, ever again i be forced to use the great power of the ancients and curse you with couch potatoe!

BE WARNED FOUL ONE!
Posted December 19, 2018
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DadJoke007: My level (age) is a multiple of 5. I'll just accept that I had a good run and, with my last breath, curse the next user to use up all of his or her lifetime of farts in one sitting. After that, it's all out - no more farts.

It feels good knowing that I left the world a little bit shittier.
Just would like to point out that the spell I cast was level 5 *birth*, not level 5 death. There is a difference, you see.

The spell of the slacker already had its effect; I waited this long to point out that the poster thought I cast a different spell than I actually did.

Now, because I really want to see the result, I decide to cast Level 5 Birth again.
Posted December 20, 2018
Level 5 Birth was extremely potent, and made a walnut nut grow into a walnut sapling within 15 hours yesterday, all during the dead of winter. Since I was re-enacting Mendel's gene inheritance science experiment with peas, having the product of a 2nd generation yellow-green pea + a 2nd generation yellow-yellow pea being a walnut nut was very unexpected. And ruined my science experiment(which sucks), but might just solve the walnut tree die-off problems in North America.


Before I start filing the patent paperwork on that pea/walnut hybrid tree, I cast "Time Warp: Tomorrow is Halloween" onto the next poster in this thread.
Posted December 20, 2018
Granted. As Halloween approaches, my witchcraft reaches its peak power, which will allow me to cast extremely powerful spells, if I so desire.

For now, however, I opt to cast a not-so-powerful spell, "Increase AC", which raises the target's AC by 4.
Posted December 20, 2018
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dtgreene: Granted. As Halloween approaches, my witchcraft reaches its peak power, which will allow me to cast extremely powerful spells, if I so desire.

For now, however, I opt to cast a not-so-powerful spell, "Increase AC", which raises the target's AC by 4.
I didn't start any fights today (I've been on my best behaviour) so I failed to notice that my AC was temporarily up to 12.

I shatter my streak of good behaviour by making a massive-budget action sequence charm and unleashing it on the next poster.
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