Your innocent eyes wouldn't like it . :P

I think this might be the first thread I've ever opened where I read the OP and went "WTF?????"

And then as I read each corresponding response the "WTF?" feeling only got worse....

Greetings and welcome to Bacon Town. I, Mayor Porkoth voted by the oinklings take responsibility of greeting all recently confused people to the thread!

My loincloth is bigger than yours, and thus by the rule of might, I abolish your command!

OldFatGuy, who might not be actually old nor fat, feel free to join us here in the lovely town of Porkoth!

I, Porkoth am not a town you prat! Bacon Town! *slap* Oink!

Judging by your name, I kind of pictured you more like a handsome cowboy who spends long days and nights in the wilderness, with only his buddy cowboy for company. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh, for fuck's sake... did Brokvar go out drunk and got lost in the snowstorm again? It's the fourth time this month, and we only had three snowstorms! Fine, I'll go look for him... He's probably on that ridge shouting obscenities at the sky again.

Good luck with that matey, I'm going anywhere near that shit head whilst he's armed.

I wonder if they have stimulating conversations like this over at Steam!?

And people have the nerve to say this forum is dying. HA!

Verily I am bequeath solo exp!

Haha, but I know thee true name Diminutive Vowel, thus command thee.

I like a good Queef!