Shadowman, Shadowman
Doin' the things that a shadow can
Dancin' around the ceiling fan
Shadowman

Shadowman, Shadowman,
Fries his eggs in a frying pan
He's a bit darker than Sunshineman
Shadowman

Birthday man, birthday man
Forgot to give a game away, but he still can
Tell him you're in, he'll throw your name in the can
Birthday man

Despite it being two days past my birthday. And despite my terrible rhymes. I have a Steam copy of Shadowman to give away.

Now, you should know that Shadowman is the second best video game ever, right behind Deus Ex.

You should also know that Shadowman is the only video game I know of that has a Viet Nam level soundtracked by a Doors imitation song. It ain't the Doors, but you can sure tell it wants to remind you of the Doors.

You should want this game. It is a good game. It is fun to play.

Say you're in if you're in.
If you're in, write a verse for my Shadowman song. Follow the verses I wrote above as a template. i'm serious. No song, no entry.
You can only enter for yourself, but you can do whatever you want with your winnings.
Be human. Or half-human. (Thespian!)
I'll end this in a couple days.

Cheers!