Ban the whole event. The humor factor goes down by 9956.5% on every April 1st and that's a scientifically measured FACT.

Double the jokes, double fun!!! :D

You will be banned.
Oh wait, it's only an April joke.

More like half the fun.
Or a quarter, an exponential decrease.

Lack of imagination and cruelty is the problem. :D

9956.5% decrease. Science.

Where does it get the other 9856.5% from? 100% = all the humour factor?

If there aren't at least 19 digits after the point than it is only an estimation and also will measuring errors completely ruin your proof.
Q.E.D.

Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. The uncle of the friend of my grandchild has a brother who has a workmate who has studied economics for two terms...

You can't go around banning the birthday of 90% of the world's politicians, religious leaders and journalists like that.

Banned


And unbanned back :)

All you questioning the validity of the 9956.5% just have no idea about hard science.

it's possible:

value x := humor factor

x > 0: funny
x = 0: not funny
x < 0: annoying

But I want to see the calculation and the data.

Too late. :P

I study physics at uni, I think I can handle it.