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I'm glad gog actually rejects games.
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Elmofongo: Oh look more youtube fodder for the likes of PewDiePie.
Who in their right mind would pay for this crap ?

Offcourse, idiots like PewDiePie would.
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zeogold: Shin-Kicking Sim?
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mikopotato: Haha.. Very funny puzzleman. Well played. *slow clap*
Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!
Obviously this is a game for people who don't have a life...
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Randalator: Obviously this is a game for people who don't have a life...
You just described 70% of the internet, amigo.
And that's a low estimate.
Post edited January 23, 2016 by zeogold
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Randalator: Obviously this is a game for people who don't have a life...
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zeogold: You just described 70% of the internet, amigo.
And that's a low estimate.
You can have a life and still watch pornography. Or so I've heard...
My question is, what is the thrill?

With most simulators I can see the sell point because when in real life am I ever going to get to fly a jet or control a city? With this, big deal! Anyone can go kick someone in the nuts! It doesn't take any special training or aptitude and it's not something you need to be rich or privileged to do either.
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tinyE: My question is, what is the thrill?

With most simulators I can see the sell point because when in real life am I ever going to get to fly a jet or control a city? With this, big deal! Anyone can go kick someone in the nuts! It doesn't take any special training or aptitude and it's not something you need to be rich or privileged to do either.
Easy for you to say. Your half way to being unbeatable at this...
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tinyE: it's not something you need to be rich or privileged to do either.
It is if you want to stay out of jail.
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tinyE: My question is, what is the thrill?

With most simulators I can see the sell point because when in real life am I ever going to get to fly a jet or control a city? With this, big deal! Anyone can go kick someone in the nuts! It doesn't take any special training or aptitude and it's not something you need to be rich or privileged to do either.
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Randalator: Easy for you to say. Your half way to being unbeatable at this...
If you think having one ball means half the pain you are sadly mistaken. :P
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Randalator: Easy for you to say. Your half way to being unbeatable at this...
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tinyE: If you think having one ball means half the pain you are sadly mistaken. :P
...you know this from experience?
Don't tell me you've been running some sort of underground gonad-kicking tournament.
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tinyE: If you think having one ball means half the pain you are sadly mistaken. :P
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zeogold: ...you know this from experience?
Don't tell me you've been running some sort of underground gonad-kicking tournament.
Actually yes, I speak from experience.
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Randalator: Easy for you to say. Your half way to being unbeatable at this...
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tinyE: If you think having one ball means half the pain you are sadly mistaken. :P
Oh, I don't doubt that. But you're still halfway there. 'No 'nads no cry' I think Bob Marley called it.
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zeogold: ...you know this from experience?
Don't tell me you've been running some sort of underground gonad-kicking tournament.
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tinyE: Actually yes, I speak from experience.
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Somehow, I knew I'd regret saying that.
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zeogold: Steam has basically become Newgrounds, except that you have to pay money for the content.
On a sidenote, anybody know what the song is from the first trailer? I'm diggin' it.
From what I researched, I think it's the theme song to Gentlemen of Fortune, a Russian comedy composed by Gennady Gladkov.

https://youtu.be/D_DZOO0aVRg?list=PLUyQGvoQ1y4b5zuUDmghBAd0Cjlb1eNQo

You don't play Balls Kicking Simulator 2016... Balls Kicking Simulator 2016 plays you!