skeletonbow: In all complete seriousness... has anyone ever seen a box of tin foil in their entire lives or ever heard of it? I'm 44 and have never seen anything actually called "tin foil" in my life although I'm sure it must have existed at some point in time before the aluminum industry made it a thing of the past.
Even searching online for "tin foil" results only in finding aluminum foil. Are there any grey hairs around that have seen actual tin foil made out of actual tin, or have a photo of a box of tin foil that actually says "tin foil" on it? Should be in a museum somewhere perhaps. :)
HereForTheBeer: Did find this place:
http://www.advent-rm.com/catalogue/tin/foil/
At the prices for foil sheets thick enough and large enough to do any good, the tin foil helmeteers had better be pretty dedicated to their theories.
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Do they still pepper most declaratory statements with "maaaan", or did that part of it go out of style? "The fluoride in our water and toothpaste reacts with the microwaves that emanate when reheating your Hungry Man dinner, maaaan, and this weakens your immunity to the thought-control chem trails, maaaan, and pretty soon you're believing everything The Man tells you. Maaaan."
Not on the rug, maaan.