No because that's what the elderly man on the bench in front of the bar is for, If he had more forum accounts they would have to fire weather specialists across the whole globe.

Technology is what keeps old people from conquering the world.

43C / 108F yesterday here. AC working overtime and still couldn't get the house below 82. It was 86 in the kids' bedrooms, so we put 'em to sleep on the floor downstairs. It's fucking miserable.

I still take it over snow, though. Cold wet mud that falls from the sky? No thanks.

In a related story, Arizona is up on Philly 3-0 in the top of the 1st.

What are you talking about?
Also, gimme a Philly steak and cheese sandwich.

I have no idea what he's on about. All I know about Philly is that they blew up the chicken man there last night.

BASEBALL!!!!

You're all a bunch of godless commies! I knew it!

Oh come on, cut me some slack- I just referenced a Bruce Springsteen song, that's gotta count for something!

Did they make him into sandwiches afterwards?

Bruce Springsteen

I only know of BASEketball.

It was a mafia hit, so they probably fed was lef to the fishes.

Trust me, we gave up the South West a long time ago. We got so tired of them refusing to admit the rest of the country existed so we gave them their walking papers and went about with our lives.

That actually makes me think, and this goes for anyone not in the States. Are there people in Germany for example, who think their particular region IS Germany and that everything else is some Mad Max Thunderdome-esk wasteland?

I'll show you the future of Rock'n'Roll.

Goddamn waste of perfectly fine chicken if you ask me.