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"If the only way to be granted life in this world is to surrender my body and soul to insanity, then I shall choose to meet my doom! " - Texhnolyze

Aiiiiiii! Pervert!!! ~countless animes

Might as well include a video link to said quote (if possible).

"BAKA!!!"

"Licurg has tiny balls and likes One Direction!"

- Soon to be released title I'm working on. It will be a hit!

Baka baka.

Oro?

I think that dirty thoughts are very bad. And you want to know what else I think? I think that women’s breasts are important vessels which exist to provide nourishment for babies and should never be looked at lewdly by a young male person. I am certain that your mother taught you that important lesson when she raised you and yet there you are, looking at women’s breasts inside a dirty magazine with lewdness in your eyes………..
Mahoro Andou (Mahoromatic)

I think you should be careful that your unnaturally swelling cow udder breasts don’t turn into something that resembles over pickled daikon radishes that have been left out on the counter too long!
Mahoro Andou (Mahoromatic)

its over 9000!

FTFY. Don't give in to mistranslations.

I know that... I'm from Argentina and even in Latinamerican Spanish is over 8000 (like the manga and original japanese voice)
but the meme has his own way.... I won't complain about it. It's just a meme... ^^

This sure is a sticky situation (giggles)...

I kinda thought the same.

"Just who the hell do you think I am?" Gurren Lagann

オタクが嫌いな荻上です。特に女オタクが嫌いです。

Let's see if someone can guess this one. This came from a pretty disturbing and yet hilarious scene from a miniseries that came on Toonami last year.

"Let me toss one into the wife first." "Still warm, isn't she?"