Posted March 23, 2024

The worst thing about Alien 3 is how the Xenomorph has a sickly green glow which isn't even in the script, it's just a side-effect of the utterly botched green-screen filming for the costumed dog. Trying to avoid showing the Xeno results in way too many monster-POV-shots and the prisoners have 2 separate pep-talks with identical dialogue because I guess they forgot they already filmed that scene once.
Alien Resurrection is somehow an even bigger production disaster with bad comedy throughout and a twist villain straight out of an insane incest hentai which dies, not kidding, just like a Jason X victim.
If you're really going to watch them all, you might as well get around to Alien vs. Predator: Requiem, which I warn you is the trashiest movie to ever feature either creature. There's hackneyed bully dynamics more at home in a bad 80's movie, bimbos screeching badly enough to make them 0/10s, sudden ultra-gore out of nowhere, the main villain uses his face to rape pregnant women, and the shaky-cam conspires with bad lighting so you don't see any action.
Post edited March 24, 2024 by LegoDnD