CARRiON.FLOWERS: Listen here you fucking GG scumbag, I'm sick of you and I'll have you know I may have been born with a penis but deep down inside I am actually an attack helicopter and I will rain down social justice upon you. I will shit talk you so hard on Twitter and Tumblr that it will invalidate your entire existence. Get ready cissy because I'm going to get my SJW's together and we are going to downvote every single one of your derogatory posts! No matter what it is!
Don't you dare tell me what I can and can't be offended over, I find that so offensive!
Not part of GG, but, bring it on. With the influx of annoying retards from Dumblr and Twatter you might even turn Tauto into a respectable forum member :P
Also, being an attack-helicopter, does a pilot getting inside of you constitute "unrequited sexual attention"? :P
Because i once travelled inside one :D