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Posted August 05, 2020
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Hooyaah: The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
You seem to have a lot of girlfriend jokes lol. Fyi, they're actually pretty funny.
Posted August 05, 2020
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dtgreene: I come to this thread with one request.

Could someone please post, as a reply to this post, the word "no"?
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bonzer: no
Why not?
Posted August 05, 2020
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fr33kSh0w2012: I don't have time to play these forum games!
Good one.

(Everyone knows gog forums are for 70% forum games and sales, 10% bugs, 10% spam, 5% staff posts, and 5% other posts ;))

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Ciolpan.Florin: i know a joke now its called free giveaway games evry1 gets it but not me so funny im the only 1 who fell for that
You seemed to have mistaken what it was about and assumed anyone could ask for anything...which is not the case(there are rules in place there, which must be followed).

Most who have been on GOG awhile(over a month maybe) AND posted a decent amount to other threads(besides giveaways) while being not rude to people can get games from that thread.

Had you been polite and stopped after OP replied to you(or asked questions if you didn't understand something), and posted a bit in other threads after the OP's first reply to you there, you might not have gotten banned from that thread.
Post edited August 05, 2020 by GameRacer
Posted August 05, 2020
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Joke of the *insert time period here*:

So a guy walks past two co-workers chatting at a water cooler, looking rather upset as he walks off in a huff.

First co-worker: Who's that?
Second co-worker: New hire for the new product line.

1st: What's their deal then? Why are they so upset after being hired? Something eating at them?
2nd: In a way....they're the new master clone for our new flavor of soy-lent, and they were just told this morning.
Post edited August 05, 2020 by GameRacer
Posted August 05, 2020
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GameRacer: Joke of the *insert time period here*:

So a guy walks past two co-workers chatting at a water cooler, looking rather upset as he walks off in a huff.

First co-worker: Who's that?
Second co-worker: New hire for the new product line.

1st: What's their deal then? Why are they so upset after being hired? Something eating at them?
2nd: In a way....they're the new master clone for our new flavor of soy-lent, and they were just told this morning.
XDXDXD that's a good one!
Post edited August 05, 2020 by fr33kSh0w2012
Posted August 05, 2020
My girlfriend was puzzling over her checkbook. She asked me to help check her balance. So, I pushed her over.

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Hooyaah: The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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Vingry: You seem to have a lot of girlfriend jokes lol. Fyi, they're actually pretty funny.
Thank you!!
Posted August 05, 2020
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fr33kSh0w2012: I don't have time to play these forum games!
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GameRacer: Good one.

(Everyone knows gog forums are for 70% forum games and sales, 10% bugs, 10% spam, 5% staff posts, and 5% other posts ;))
I've been here a while, and I don't remember seeing any bugs or other insects on this forum,
Posted August 05, 2020
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dtgreene: I've been here a while, and I don't remember seeing any bugs or other insects on this forum,
Really? They must've got trapped in the GUI parts of the forum again.
Posted August 05, 2020
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GameRacer: Really? They must've got trapped in the GUI parts of the forum again.
Gui? Must be a french name.
Posted August 05, 2020
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TheDudeLebowski: Gui? Must be a french name.
It's "geek humor".
Look at first pronunciation by user xpda here, then re-read the post I made with that in mind
Posted August 05, 2020
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TheDudeLebowski: Gui? Must be a french name.
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GameRacer: It's "geek humor".

Look at first pronunciation by user xpda here, then re-read the post I made with that in mind
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GameRacer:
I was more referencing "A Christmas Story". (A: "Fra-ji-leh". Must be Italian. B: it says "fragile", dear)
Posted August 06, 2020
My girlfriend walked into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
Posted August 06, 2020
“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.”
-Rodney Dangerfield
Posted August 06, 2020
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TheDudeLebowski: I was more referencing "A Christmas Story". (A: "Fra-ji-leh". Must be Italian. B: it says "fragile", dear)
Doy...how dumb of me to not get that.

Well on to go decode some secret fan club messages with my shiny new decoder ring(with how secret the messages seem to be they must be important). ;)
Posted August 06, 2020
A guy goes to see his German doctor. The doctor says "What seems to be the matter?" The guy says "I keep hearing a ticking sound and it just won't stop". The German doctor says "Vee haf vays off makink you tok".
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