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Posted August 01, 2020
What is the definition of gross

When your grandmother kisses you and sticks her tongue down the back of your throat!
Post edited August 01, 2020 by fr33kSh0w2012
Posted August 01, 2020
What do employees order at a Japanese restaurant?

A Pay Roll






What did the Roman people use to cut their hairs?

A Caesar






What do you call a fruit that can go to space?

Melon Musk
Post edited August 01, 2020 by Vingry
Posted August 01, 2020
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Vingry: What did the Roman people use to cut their hairs?

A Caesar
How many Caesars did the Romans need to cut their hairs?

At least two. They work in pairs.
Posted August 01, 2020
What do you call Batman and Robin if they were stepped on by Godzilla?

Flatman and Ribbon.
Posted August 01, 2020
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i know a joke now its called free giveaway games evry1 gets it but not me so funny im the only 1 who fell for that
Posted August 01, 2020
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Vingry: What did the Roman people use to cut their hairs?

A Caesar
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le_chevalier: How many Caesars did the Romans need to cut their hairs?

At least two. They work in pairs.
Hmmm.. I don't quite get it honestly. One question. Is the answer supposed to be a reference to consuls?
Posted August 01, 2020
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Vingry: Hmmm.. I don't quite get it honestly. One question. Is the answer supposed to be a reference to consuls?
A scissor.
Posted August 01, 2020
What do you call a camel with no hump?

Wait for it...

...







Humphrey
Posted August 01, 2020
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Vingry: Hmmm.. I don't quite get it honestly. One question. Is the answer supposed to be a reference to consuls?
Scissors. Always in pair. Other than cutting your own skin perhaps, a scissor won't cut anything else.
Posted August 01, 2020
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Vingry: Hmmm.. I don't quite get it honestly. One question. Is the answer supposed to be a reference to consuls?
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le_chevalier: Scissors. Always in pair. Other than cutting your own skin perhaps, a scissor won't cut anything else.
Yeah, I guess I was reading into the answer you gave too much to a point I missed that basic detail haha.
Posted August 02, 2020
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows a bit too high. She seemed surprised.
Posted August 02, 2020
Just came home from a bar. Bartender pissed me off.

I walk in, sit at the bar, wave at the bartender. "Would you like something to drink?" he asks.

"What are my options?" I said eagerly.

"Yes or no".
Posted August 05, 2020
I come to this thread with one request.

Could someone please post, as a reply to this post, the word "no"?
Posted August 05, 2020
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dtgreene: I come to this thread with one request.

Could someone please post, as a reply to this post, the word "no"?
no
Posted August 05, 2020
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The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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