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Posted December 10, 2020
Don't mess with Ms. Markov from Teen Titans. If you do, she'll Terra you a new one!
Posted December 11, 2020
How to you create a mass exodus of Teen Titans fans?

Add one word, "Go."
Posted December 12, 2020
What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Mississippi.
Posted December 12, 2020
Why did that guy fall in the well?
Because without his glasses, he couldn't see that well.
Posted December 13, 2020
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, "Come Again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Posted December 13, 2020
An overweight person travels from the US to England, stays there a short time, and comes back underweight.

How did that happen?

They spent (and hence lost) their excess pounds!
Posted December 13, 2020
The hunter tells how he went to hunt a bear in the forest:
- Gathered, equipped and went. He only left his beloved dog, Buddy, at home - suddenly the bear picks up. Well, I walk, I walk ... I see - a den, I make my way slowly - and here! ... ... Noise, crackling behind the back, crunch and paw - on the shoulder ... I turn, and this -
Buddy! My dear, dear! ... I stroke him, hug him ... But I can't stop shitting!
Posted December 14, 2020
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
Posted December 14, 2020
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Cyberpunk 2077 is a good game
Posted December 14, 2020
Bad luck in life? Believe me - this is not a reason for disappointment! After all, they say - fools are lucky. You were unlucky? So, you are not a fool
Post edited December 14, 2020 by Likolrosa
Posted December 14, 2020
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyathinkhesaurus
Posted December 14, 2020
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Hooyaah: A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
There are two interpretations of this joke, depending who is saying that last line.
Posted December 15, 2020
A hole was reported in the wall at the nudist colony. Police are looking into it just now.
Posted December 15, 2020
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon? He hung himself.
Posted December 17, 2020
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
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