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A joke I should've figured out before replying....sadly I replied while mostly tired. ;)

I know you don’t like being upvoted, but +1 for the young frankenstein!

A family of four went to a talent scout. The father put his hand [censored] and started [censored] as the daughter [censored] and [censored] her brother. The mother [censored], then [censored] and [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]. Finally, they all [CENSORED]. The scout, his eyes bulging out of their sockets, asked what they called their act. The four stood there, [CENSORED], and shouted gleefully "The Aristocrats".

It was a ghost then? No body?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cthul
Cthul-who?

A rabbi, Catholic priest, gorilla and some fourth guy went into a bar.

Haha, so funny! That must have been a sight! Where did they even get that gorilla, from a zoo? And why would a rabbi and a priest even go to a bar, I thought they aren't into that sort of thing? Shouldn't they be preparing for their next ceremony or service?

You Jokers are not Jokers. I've seen better jokes under the dunny lid.

This topic is getting a little boring. Where's the "pun"-ishment?

What do you call a group of Karens?

A privilege.

Tbh I don't mind upvotes every now and then....I just often see getting them as a waste of time(with my "fans" hitting so many posts per day), and also mostly a waste in general(as they really don't do anything).

(I also now wear the low rating as sort of a badge of honor.....i'm so "important" to some to the extent they waste time every day to low rate me)

I used to play badminton, but I wasn't very good at it. It didn't feel right whacking the shuttlecock in front of other people.

98% can't solve!

Let r be an integer with r > 1. Prove that there exists prime numbers p and q such that p + q = 2r.

1) Anybody: Hello, how are you?
Me: Well, life is a gift...though sometimes it's just a pair of socks.

2) I'm afraid to leave the house in case I get arrested. The other day at the supermarket I accidentally stepped on a packet of Corn Flakes. The police are looking for a cereal killer.

3) Yesterday I tried out my new Kayak on the river. It was very cold, so I lit a fire. The kayak sank. Which just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it.

4) Only this morning I mistakenly swallowed some scrabble tiles. Next time I go to the toilet it could spell disaster!

Two cannibals are eating a clown...

One looks at the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"