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Keith_I2: basically, Einstein's theory of relativity states that at or near the speed of light, time and distance are one and the same. you could go to last year or across the galaxy in practically no time at all. now keep in mind the term "relative".

there was once a gamer, in his or her own right, who could play games at the speed of light. they played a game one day, in a RELATIVE way, and finished the game the previous night!
Just some corrections on the science:

* Going near the speed of light will still cause you to go forward in time; you can actually, in an arbitrarily small amount of time (from your perspective) you can travel arbitrary distances and go forward arbitrary amounts of time. (This is the rule that makes it possible for your grandchildren to be older than you.) Note that it still takes some time from your perspective.
* Going at the speed of light will allow you to go arbitrary distances in 0 time from your perspective. In other words, from your perspective, travel at the speed of light is instant. (It isn't instant from an observer's perspective, however.)
* Traveling *faster* than the speed of light is required to actually travel backwards in time. With that said, physicists generally believe that nothing goes faster than light (though there are some theories that allow such particles, which are called "tachyons", that do go faster than light, but bight be difficult or impossible for us tardons to interact with.) In any case, doing the special relativity calculations with speeds faster than light will result in things like square roots of negative numbers; in other words, you may have particles with imaginary mass!

(Special relativity is relatively easy to wrap your head around if you understand algebra; general relativity, on the other hand, is far more complex and less accessible, but I believe is needed for GPS to work properly.)

(For those who prefer more scientifically rigorous terminology, replace "perspective" with "reference frame".)

By the way, a great quote from Google on one particular day: "Stephen Hawking died tomorrow at age 76".
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My girlfriend told me to treat
her like a princess. So, I married
her off to a random stranger to
bolster the alliance with France.
Great lengthy post!

I firmly believe time travel is feasible:

the past still exists because no new events and people could come to the here and now.

the future exists because we need a place to go to from the here and now.

So what's holding us in the here and now? If we were a lot smarter, maybe the dilemma could be changed. I'm afraid there's nothing I could do about that: Even though I was once quite intelligent, it was getting ever so difficult to process such a great amount of knowledge that I was forced to take 100 points off of my IQ. Now I'm just smart!
After my girlfriend and I got serious
it seems that every cute girl I see now
is attracted to and interested in me.
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Hooyaah: After my girlfriend and I got serious
it seems that every cute girl I see now
is attracted to and interested in me.
Wait wait wait. Mind explaining the joke? I don't get it..
"Doctor, doctor! People keep ignoring me!"
"Next, please."


"Doctor, doctor! Nobody takes me seriously!"
"Bullshit."


"Doctor, doctor! I'm a moth!"
"Sorry, I'm a dentist. What you want is a shrink."
"But there's light in your house!"
My girlfriend won her honors class
hour-long debate today...
I wasn't surprised, as she's won
every single argument we've
ever had since I met the woman.


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Hooyaah: After my girlfriend and I got serious
it seems that every cute girl I see now
is attracted to and interested in me.
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Vingry: Wait wait wait. Mind explaining the joke? I don't get it..
^ I see. So, you have always had every cute girl that you see attracted to and interested in you? I tip my hat to you sir.
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Hooyaah: My girlfriend won her honors class
hour-long debate today...
I wasn't surprised, as she's won
every single argument we've
ever had since I met the woman.

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Vingry: Wait wait wait. Mind explaining the joke? I don't get it..
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Hooyaah: ^ I see. So, you have always had every cute girl that you see attracted to and interested in you? I tip my hat to you sir.
Waiiiiiit lol! Nonono, I seriously don't get the joke haha

EDIT: Hooyaah has explained to me the meaning of the joke through PM. Thanks! :)
Post edited August 27, 2020 by Vingry
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toxicTom: "Doctor, doctor! People keep ignoring me!"
"Next, please."
-Daddy.
-...
-Daddy!!
-...
-DADDY!!!!
- *sigh* What?
- Does "ignoring" and "ignorant" mean the same thing?
- I don't know.
I was having a casual conversation with the new guy at work.
He was complaining about how the world was such a lousy
place and that it had so many troubles.
I suggested, "Well, if somehow ignorance and apathy were
both suddenly be eliminated, I believe that would solve most
of the worlds problems. What do you think?"
He responded, "I don't know and I don't care."
What's the difference between a crow and a cow?

An 'R'
If Andy Dick ever had a son, he should think before naming the pore kid Richard.
I find in interesting how my girlfriend,
who doesn't do laundry or cook,
thinks I'm strange because
I don't do social media.
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Hooyaah: I find in interesting how my girlfriend,
who doesn't do laundry or cook,
thinks I'm strange because
I don't do social media.
Maybe you'd be happier with a boyfriend instead?
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Hooyaah: I find in interesting how my girlfriend,
who doesn't do laundry or cook,
thinks I'm strange because
I don't do social media.
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dtgreene: Maybe you'd be happier with a boyfriend instead?
^ What's funny about that?