Hello!



Got jokes? Bring 'em here.


1) What is it called when a country of bakers raises money for a charity?

a dough-nation!


2) I caught a disease that limits my ability to tell time.

It's the chrona-virus!

Did I ever tell you how I always wanted to become a hand model? Yeah. Had to give that dream up, though, since I wasn't getting enough hand jobs.

I have a joke, but unfortunately the forum won't let me post it.

I cast a moderato petrifico spell in dodgy pseudo latin and you can now try again, or at least tell what it was about.

Then there was this one about a Spartan who always had a couple of Trojans with him...

The joke was about not being able to post it on the forum.

(In other words, what I posted was the joke itself, not a post about the joke.)

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

GOG just announced they are going to fix the website and forums...

Here's how to pick up chicks:
1. Put your hands under the bird.
2. Lift them upwards, taking the bird with you.

There, you just picked up a chic!

(Disclaimer: The bird might not be so happy about being lifted up like that.)

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad.

Q: Why is Ultima so terrible?

A: Because it's the second game in the series.

Also, I have a knock knock joke that I remember hearing as a child, but I need somebody else to start it, OK?

Google (in fact, you could replace that with any US company Apple, Amazon, Facebook etc.) and privacy in the same sentance:
https://policies.google.com/

Or Google (per comment above) and pays tax in foreign countries.

Boom boom as Basil would say!

What a air of knockers...

Who's there?