Posted March 15, 2018
It would take many more gnomes. I do also assume it's a tv movie, and one of the three worst kinds. The cheap formulaic ones that get produced at industrial rates to fill up private channels schedules. You know the kind :
a) The 11pm pseudo-sexy thriller necessarily titled after some variation on "lethal attraction", "mortal relationship", "dangerous flirt" or "tits of death".
b) The afternoon based-on-a-true-story film which summary starts with "Sandy Suburba had everything to be happy, an expensive house, a wealthy dentist husband, and a new washing machine, but when she started to suspect [...]" and titled along the lines of "my daughter is a drug addict", "my husband the man-eater", "my son the motherfucker".
c) The 8pm syfy disaster movie with pre-Amiga CGI and a divorced couple reunited by a plane crash, a swarm of giant insects or a black hole on a collision course with the milky way due to a short-circuited satellite having pushed saturn's rings into the orbit of Ursa Major. It's usually called "Apocalypse Cataclysm Alert" but the words may be swapped around sometimes.
IMDB is not big enough to list all of them.
a) The 11pm pseudo-sexy thriller necessarily titled after some variation on "lethal attraction", "mortal relationship", "dangerous flirt" or "tits of death".
b) The afternoon based-on-a-true-story film which summary starts with "Sandy Suburba had everything to be happy, an expensive house, a wealthy dentist husband, and a new washing machine, but when she started to suspect [...]" and titled along the lines of "my daughter is a drug addict", "my husband the man-eater", "my son the motherfucker".
c) The 8pm syfy disaster movie with pre-Amiga CGI and a divorced couple reunited by a plane crash, a swarm of giant insects or a black hole on a collision course with the milky way due to a short-circuited satellite having pushed saturn's rings into the orbit of Ursa Major. It's usually called "Apocalypse Cataclysm Alert" but the words may be swapped around sometimes.
IMDB is not big enough to list all of them.