That's what i get for skimming.

!. I hate Gog.
2. I hate you. yeah you reading this!
3. I hate you even moar!

- I sail but don't drive.
- I have eight whisky bottles on that little table, seven of which are empty.
- I lie in two of these three statements.

1. I spend more time lurking the forum than actually posting anything due to my poor English.
2. I wish I found GOG before Steam.
3. I'm secretly in love with Fairfox. Shhh...

1. The first RPG I got into was Secret of Mana. As such, most traditional JRPGs were ruined from the outset.
2. I'm legally blind by most standards. (-11, -12.)
3. I've never broken a bone in my life. I do wish for it to remain that way.

I would actually dispute this statement by saying that Secret of Mana is not an RPG, and therefore can't be the first RPG you got into. When the game originally came out, I never thought of it as an RPG, and I don't remember seeing it referred to as one. I remember Nintendo Power referring to that game as an "Epic Game", but I am pretty sure it did not actually use the term RPG to refer to it.

Anyway, a few more things about me, because I feel like it:

1. I do not drink alcoholic beverages at all.
2. I do not drink soda or other beverages with caffeine. (Of note, I *hate* the smell of coffee.) The one exception to this is that I'll occasionally drink chocolate milk, but I'm not sure if that counts.
3. Aside from Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt, the first NES game my family owned was Zelda 2, which, to this day, remains my favorite game in the series. (I actually wanted Zelda 1 back then, but I actually prefer 2; in fact, I can't really enjoy Zelda 1 these days unless I use the "cheat" of naming your character "ZELDA" (don't do this your first playthrough).)

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1. I'm ugly (a cashier made an unwarranted remark about my appearance yesterday. made me feel really good)
2. I have played most of the games I own on GOG (last time I checked it was 80-90%)
3. I'm tired

All right, I'll play.

1) I've bowled a perfect 300 game. More than once, in fact.

2) I can read at over 1,300 words per minute. Without cheating.

3) In the last 5 years, I've learned to speak Spanish and Esperanto.

Love reading fiction and fantasy books.
Have not played Counterstrike or Call of Duty games before.
I am a picky eater and avoid eating spicy foods.

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What, are you hinting that I don't say the truth?

1) Each one of my avatars on gog has been from a seafaring-related videogame screenshot (most often from the Amiga era : silent service, pirates, ports of call...). The farthest to the edge of these constraints I've been was the Steamworld Heist robot captain with a pirate hat.

2) If your favorite singers or bands haven't featured in a movie soundtrack, chances are I've never heard of them.

3) There is no weather that I don't enjoy. At least not on Earth. But I suspect not in the solar system either.

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