What comments are you talking about?

Woops, I forgot to log in. That was me ^
I am also curious what comments you are talking about.

looks like we really need "kid alert" button.
By the way, i am curious too about those "comments"

youre fake, your life is fake and your personality is fake

Wow this is one funny thread.
WE ALL LIVE IN A MATRIX, BROTHA!

Nope, we're all fake. These people have nothing better to do than create 655 different 'people' (luckily, they have multiple personalities!) and post nonsense. Yeah.

I believe I personally wrote one of the comments myself.. yep, fake.

Whoah......I know kung fu!!!

You can find my nickname all over the internet - on forums, on age-old websites, near the top of the boards in CS:S matches.
I really, truly, sorely believe that it would be a sad, sad day when they'd have to hire me to write a review for an 11 year old game, that I've been playing for more than a decade which they are charging $6 on.
I'm sorry, but as capitalistic as you think they may be, if they're hiring me, even for $0.50 a post, how much money are they losing, when I post?
I'll make dozens of posts a day in a tech-help forum... ...if I was actually hired here to do the same, then, well... ...they'd need to hire a marketing team, to more effectively sell $6 games, just to afford to pay me to post.
See where the logic breaks down?

I wrote one too!

As all comments are fake, as our honorable member saurey, with his outstanding sercices, recently discovered, and as we have no reason not to believe in his detailed demonstration of this fact, it is my duty to inform you, dear sires, that you are fake, too.
While i regret that is has come so far, there is obviously no other way if you insist in saying you created (a) comments personally. If you renounce now, i may be able to save you, but you must haste. So don't hesitate, or it may very well be too late to save you.

nothing is real anyway.
/me becomes an hero

by your logic i'm fake
holy shit :C