Imagine if Blood came out on Xbox 360/PS3. What kind of names for trophies/achievements can you come up with? I came up w/ three examples.

Exe-pincushioner (10/Bronze) - kill 50 enemies with the Voodoo Doll.
Tesla Broiled (10/Bronze) - kill 50 enemies with the Tesla Cannon.
Be Proud, Mr. Woo (30/Silver) kill at least 15/20 enemies while in Guns Akimbo mode.

Can anyone else come up w/ trophy/achievement names like: completing the game on Well Done or higher, setting 5 enemies on fire w/ the secondary fire of the Flare Gun, Defeating the bosses, finding all secret levels and so on?

Hmm.... I gave it a thought.

Some achievements I could imagine: (minor spoilers)

Silent Killer = Destroy all mimes in the game
Fight like a Man! = Kill Cheogh, the Stone Gargoyle without using crouch
Cool Dog = Kill a Hellhound by luring it into the water
Harvester = Complete a level by using only the pitchfork
Haunted Forever = Complete "The Haunting" without killing any Phantoms

Nice examples there Bolch! I came up with a couple of new ones.

Heimlich Epic Manvuver (15/Bronze) - Kill 5 enemies while being choked by a hand.
Demon-lition Expert (10/Bronze) - Kill 50 enemies with TNT/Prox/Remote TNT.

Update: Came up w/ a name for killing 200 or 250, maybe 300 enemies w/ flame based weapons - (30/Silver) = It Burns! It Burns! IT BURNS!

All I got right now is:

Smells Like Victory- Kill 50 enemies with the napalm launcher.

Some more: (may contain spoilers)

I've got time to play with You! = Win in every game in the Carnival
Drunken Luck = Kill Shial, the Mother Spider while under the effect of red spider venom
Let Me Rub Your Ear = Defeat Cerberus with a pitchfork
Godspeed = Defeat Tchernobog in 30 seconds
Needful Things = Find a sensible use for "Beast Vision" :)

You’re Doing It Wrong- Walk all the way down the train tracks in E1M2, and get hit by the train.

Same here! But another alternative name for it - Wrong Side of the Tracks.

That's much better. Tell you what, we'll use my achievement and your title and split the royalties.

Okay then!

Point Away from Face and Fire = The first time you kill somebody with a gun

Not to be a crotchety old guy but - If Quake was done today - seems an appropriate response.

I spy with my little eye= all super secrets found
I don't live again= got killed by the first monster
No ticket= fell off the train

I live...forever!- finish the first four episodes without dying.

Warm Hug- Set yourself on fire and catch a human on fire by touching him

Rocket Man- Launch yourself across the screen by intentionally stepping on a min

You Are Your Own Worst Enemy- Get killed by your mirror-clones (or kill all of them in one explosion)

Huge Jazz- Find all the 'prank' Easter-eggs

Silence of the Mimes- Complete game WITHOUT killing a single mime (harder than you think)
<or>
You Have a Friend in Me- Complete game WITHOUT killing a single human/innocent

Even Death May Die- Kill Tchernobog (obvious, no?)

Number One Stunna- Electrocute 10 enemies with the Telsa Cannon akimbo special attack

I'd love for this to come to 360; I think it'd be a lot of fun.