Alright, so I've played both BG and BG2 quite a few times, and I'm looking to spice my next run up a bit. Here's my request for you, dear readers.

1} Pick my character for me; race, class/kit, alignment, and weapon choices.
2} Pick my BG1 party for me.
3} Pick my BG2 party for me.

Once I've gotten a few responses, I'll pick whichever one seems the most interesting.

Have at it, GoGers, and thanks for your help. :)

Edit: I should mention that I'll be using BGTuTu, so kits and classes from BG2 are open for BG1 as well. I've done (heh) Aerie and Jaheira.

Since you've played the games before how about something more challenging:

1.) human monk LE fists&clubs&katanas
2.) Xan, Eldoth, Skie, Alora, Safana
3.)Mazzy,Minsc,Valgyar,Keldorn,Korgan

Your new character is named HatesYou. This embodies his personality as well. Your goal is to create as much misery and sorrow as possible. maximized for as many people as the game allows. Faerun shall know the names of HatesYou, and it shall weep.

Your goal may be to maximize suffering, but you are no ordinary evil adventurer. You don't simply kill everyone in the Government Building; your methods are more subtle. You must also accomplish all of these things in the most hilarious way possible. For instance, get Minsc into a berserker state and have him kill Dynaheir. Complete Edwin's "transformation" but don't cure it... instead, leave him stranded, naked, in the seediest bar you can find. Make Cernd an accomplice to the destruction of the druid grove, and make Anomen fail his test simply for the lulz. Kill Firkraag but leave Garren's kid in their cell to starve. Leave the theater troupe to their fates in their eternal planar prison of horrible gnashing teeth. He doesn't have an adventuring party... he's just traveling with a bunch of chumps oblivious to his true nature. (Their time will come, oh yes...) There's a lot more opportunity for subtlety in BG2 than in BG1, but there's still plenty of possibilities in the original.

If every single character (joinable or otherwise) has been thoroughly screwed over, and every quest completed to the satisfaction of you but NOT the questgiver, then mission accomplished.

PC is a Chaotic-Neutral Halfling Berserker, specialising in Halberds (I just love that mental image of an irate halfling wielding a weapon twice his height) called Dinna Gedinmaway (or Donna if you play as a female).
Gauntlets of Ogre-Power in BG1 and Girdle of giant-strength in BG2 (I would say Crom-Faeyr but there's that Halberd fixation)

BG NPCs:
Safana (thief), Viconia (Cleric), Edwin (Mage), Quayle (backup cleric/mage), Faldorn (Druid) - obviously Dinna/Donna is going to be the tank / melee wonder.

BG2 NPCs:
Viconia (Cleric), Edwin(Mage), Valygar(Ranger), Jan (thief/backup-mage), Cernd (Druid) (werewolf form can handle melee too)

Your name is Lobos. You are a shapeshifter druid, werewolf style in bg2.

Your party is filled with characters you made, because you started the game in multiplayer mode and imported them into the slots, even though you are playing alone. They are all shapeshifter druids, who are werewolves in bg2.

It's

Hilarious.