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Posted July 10, 2023
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a bear, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Posted July 10, 2023
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journeyman: Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a bear, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
To quote Sir Pratchett: " Deary deary me..."
Posted July 10, 2023
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journeyman: Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a bear, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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mamasume111: I bet you're very proud of saying that outloud to your family and friends...or maybe your just waiting for a Fed investigation
to blow your basement door and to be arrested for ...well you know, non consentual sex with your dog, sexually abusing an non human animal, or in other words being a monster hidden amongst humans.
You can bugger a bat if you hang upside down
You can hump with a whale but there’s a chance you might drown
You can try with a dragon but the risk is not small
Oh the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

A moose is amusing a squid quite confusing
Or roger a rhino if you’re ready for bruising
Or mountin’ a mountain goat (careful don’t fall!)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Posted July 11, 2023
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mamasume111: I bet you're very proud of saying that outloud to your family and friends...or maybe your just waiting for a Fed investigation
to blow your basement door and to be arrested for ...well you know, non consentual sex with your dog, sexually abusing an non human animal, or in other words being a monster hidden amongst humans.
You are working very hard to label people with inaccurate tags. Have you been reading up on the Spanish Inquisition lately?

Also, acquire a sense of humor. It will actually help you get your point across. Friendly advice you will no doubt interpret as an insult.
Posted July 11, 2023
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mamasume111: ...
You are crusading against racism too? I'm skeptical. Usually you guys start screaming about political correctness when anyone brings up the topic. You know, this is just the wrong place to do politics. So I'm not going to be drawn in any further. Have a great life.
Posted July 11, 2023
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journeyman: ...
Oh hey, I remembered this quote from the film 'Jeremiah Johnson':

"Del Gue:
Ain't that Hatchet Jack's rifle?

Jeremiah Johnson:
Yep. Found him froze to a tree.

Del Gue:
Damn! He was a wild one, old Hatchet Jack. He was livin' two year in a cave up on the Musselshell with a female panther. She never did get used to him."
Posted July 11, 2023
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alcaray: You are working very hard to label people with inaccurate tags. Have you been reading up on the Spanish Inquisition lately?

Also, acquire a sense of humor. It will actually help you get your point across. Friendly advice you will no doubt interpret as an insult.
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mamasume111: How can i have a better sense of humour when the world is becoming a dark place very fast?
If you're really from the States, you better than most should know why i am so pissed off with Larian and people coming to defend it just because it includes porn, with animals.
Getting fucked by goverments and their agendas is really draining my sense of humour out, and this is one of their own tentacles, normalising perversion. Sexual content belongs in sexual media, Baldur's Gate never was a pornographic game. Humans are very influenced by Media, look around, and when we step the line of sneaking optional sexual perversion with animals, you bet i'm fucking pissed of now.
Why should i care? No , the question is why don't you? This is your world too and your responsability too, we are animals of habits and aprendices of external inputs.
If you normalize racism, humans will become racists, if you normalise, idiocy, humans become idiots. LOOK AROUND GOD DAMMIT.
if you think world is growing dark really fast. well lol its been alooot worse trust me humans are kinda experts at makeing people suffer xD if HELL exists its we humans who have made it.

as for baldurs gate never was a pornographic game. thats quite false.

baldurs gate games ever since first one came out had incest, rape, mutilations, fetishes, human experiments, genital mutilations, murder, edopus among others. you might wanna replay the old games ehh ?
Post edited July 11, 2023 by StarCrest
Posted July 11, 2023
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mamasume111: How can i have a better sense of humour when the world is becoming a dark place very fast?
( Try singing... )

Mounting a horse can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night
With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite
We already mentioned the horse, you may recall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Post edited July 11, 2023 by journeyman
Posted July 15, 2023
Are you ABSOLUTELY sure about that hedgehog? Because I'm quite sure a determined person with a pair of scissors could manage it. ;)

Anyway, to get back to what I'm guessing is the original topic, the videos floating around on Youtube are misleading. You are NOT having sexual relations with a bear; it's a Druid wild shaped into one, and even then, it's only if YOU, the player, want to go through with it. You have to actually move your finger and click on the option that says "No, I want you to stay as a bear." So if you see it in your game, it's your own damn fault. XD Having watched the clips of the things you can do in an Evil playthrough, honestly the bear scene is much less disturbing.
Posted July 15, 2023
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Zaxares: Are you ABSOLUTELY sure about that hedgehog? Because I'm quite sure a determined person with a pair of scissors could manage it. ;)

Anyway, to get back to what I'm guessing is the original topic, the videos floating around on Youtube are misleading. You are NOT having sexual relations with a bear; it's a Druid wild shaped into one, and even then, it's only if YOU, the player, want to go through with it. You have to actually move your finger and click on the option that says "No, I want you to stay as a bear." So if you see it in your game, it's your own damn fault. XD Having watched the clips of the things you can do in an Evil playthrough, honestly the bear scene is much less disturbing.
Your reasonable argument will fall on deaf ears. Their minds are made up, and will not listen to anything that doesn't already agree with their opinion.
Posted July 15, 2023
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Zaxares: Are you ABSOLUTELY sure about that hedgehog? Because I'm quite sure a determined person with a pair of scissors could manage it. ;)
Not without rhyming properly, however.
Posted July 19, 2023
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Zaxares: Are you ABSOLUTELY sure about that hedgehog? Because I'm quite sure a determined person with a pair of scissors could manage it. ;)
I'm positive.

If you cannot trust a drunken witch then - to quote a deleted post - "the world is becoming a dark place very fast".
Posted July 23, 2023
I laughed way harder than I should have, thank you for this.
Posted July 23, 2023
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Zaxares: Are you ABSOLUTELY sure about that hedgehog? Because I'm quite sure a determined person with a pair of scissors could manage it. ;)
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alcaray: Not without rhyming properly, however.
With scissors a determined suitor might find
They can snip all the spines around the behind
Consent is important, but they'll have a ball
When they bugger the hedgehog after all

Just sayin'
Posted July 23, 2023
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alcaray: Not without rhyming properly, however.
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mathaetaes: With scissors a determined suitor might find
They can snip all the spines around the behind
Consent is important, but they'll have a ball
When they bugger the hedgehog after all

Just sayin'
You win! Have at it if you dare.
Post edited July 23, 2023 by alcaray
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