Dark Elves, Day 52

We continue marching into the maws of death.

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Other Orcs, Day 52

Man, trying to cause maximum damage is surprisingly time consuming.

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Dwarves, Day 53

Soon I will have second tower - the Orcs' one. Each of Mimo's heroes have an entire armoury of weapons and accoutrements....

Dark Elves, Day 53

Went all in. It was close, but ultimately unsuccessful. Learned something new today though! If you "disband" a possessed unit, you do not revert to your natural state. Note to self: Do not possess units with only 21 move points in the future. :)

I do not think a single additional goblin darter / incarnate would have turned the battle.

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Other Orcs, Day 53

Seems like everyone is teetering on the brink of defeat right now. I've eliminated an incoming strike force, and now to wait and see what comes up the hallway next.

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It seems like no-one took my pioneer post seriously. They were all for teleporters!

Dwarves, Day 54

We defeated a strange and powerful Dark Elf assault. A quarter of the garrison survives - three out of four dragons though. Across the grand pile of monstruous and draconic corpses, ethereal viscera, slain many-armed giants, and defeated champions of Darkness canters...... Smuki.

Smuki is our level 2 Elf Rogue hero. She currently has thirty-seven magical items in her inventory, and thirty-one experience points. The least deserving 'hero' ever. According to the ingame description Smuki has ''The looks of an elf but the moral and sexual values of an Orc.''

I say disband her, you're the noble dwarves after all.

That reminds me! I forgot to mention that a level 1 Archon hero showed up at my door last turn looking for work, not an experience point to his name. I said yes, even though I'm mostly screwed and I have no real idea what I'm going to do with him. XD

Dark Elves, Day 54

Very dark.

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Other Orcs, Day 54

That attack force is too large. Time for that rousing game of tag I've been expecting.

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Why not just save us all the trouble and DIE you little bugger. :)

I'll leave you as Emperor of half the surface while I'm Emperor of half the basement. Fat lot of good it does either of us...

I've been like a really annoying roach all game. A roach with lots of little torches and pitchforks. XD

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