Orcs Day 28
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You wanna know the most dangerous thing about my armies? Its the reinforcements only a day's march behind them. Let me assure the elves, both light and dark, that I take peace treaties very seriously. They won't find any stacks of abominations hiding in their bushes. No, I sent all of them west, not north. My war is with the halflings. You might call it the War of the Two Towers, for it all started with two towers. We were on the verge of a peace treaty, me and the stunted ones, but the halfling wizard got greedy, and demanded a tower clearly in my territory. Then, before I could even reply, one of his sneaking nasty nosers captured another of my towers. I said, well, heck, I'll just march down there and take the darn things back. Haven't stopped marching yet.