Orcs of Bane
Top secret plans huh? Well, say no more. You there, toady, bring me that parchment with my war strategy written on it. Now, I am just going to, throw... this... in the fire, like that. Ok, now bring me a fresh parchment and quill. Thank you. I'm just going to scribble down a quick note here for you to copy and pass on to the generals. Ok, let me just write it out here. "Elves up to something. Accelerate plans. Must not give them time to complete secret plans." Ok, got that there? Now make a copy for each of the commanding generals. This new strategy commences in 24 hours.
Also, the fates blessed me with a pity hero. Probs they felt bad about that protracted and ultimately pointless Summon Hero casting. Now Capt. Crunch can share his cereal with Countess Chocula.